Help!

Originally posted by Suzianne to divegeester
For instance, can you answer his question?

moonbus' question to divegeester was banter. It was about whether or not divegeester can prove if he is a human. Do you think divegeester's actually needs to reply to it with a "yes" or a "no"?

Originally posted by Kewpie
Just say "beam me up Scotty" - it's sure to work.

Excellent idea!

Originally posted by divegeester
Excellent idea!

I do enjoy a
(whoops wrong thread)

... Star Trek reference

Originally posted by Trev33
Isn't that legal in Belgium?

Everything's legal in Belgium.

Originally posted by FMF
moonbus' question to divegeester was banter. It was about whether or not divegeester can prove if he is a human. Do you think divegeester's actually needs to reply to it with a "yes" or a "no"?

Something up with my banter, chaps? Buncha monkeys on the ceiling and let's get the bacon delivered!

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Originally posted by divegeester
Oh dear, you seem upset, did we disagree on something at some point?

Your request for help was obviously rhetorical. Ask a silly question, expect a silly answer.

Have you tried the phone book?

Originally posted by Suzianne
Of course, to you, "upset" boils down to "disagreement".

But then, we knew that. But not everyone is so limited.

For instance, can you answer his question?

Your the only one here stomping around on your cloven hooves.
Heard all the tramps go into hiding when your driving around your
neighbourhood searching for some wretch to perform CPR on.
Bet they wish Scotty could beam them up.

Originally posted by moonbus
Your request for help was obviously rhetorical. Ask a silly question, expect a silly answer.

Ah.. that explains it.

Originally posted by mike169
Have you tried the phone book?

Baked, deep fried, or au gratin?

Originally posted by moonbus
Baked, deep fried, or au gratin?

Sir, a gentleman always has his phone book flambéed in the finest Cognac.

Originally posted by divegeester
Ah.. that explains it.

In fact, he has moonsplained it, I think you'll find.

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Your the only one here stomping around on your cloven hooves.
Heard all the tramps go into hiding when your driving around your
neighbourhood searching for some wretch to perform CPR on.
Bet they wish Scotty could beam them up.

Weak.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Just say "beam me up Scotty" - it's sure to work.

I think you need of of Enterprises stylish mobile phones 😉

Originally posted by divegeester
I want to delete myself from the human race but can't remember my name or why I'm here. Also when I try to teleport something goes wrong and I get an error message in my brain.

Can anyone help?

It is a well known secret that here on earth any entity with a big head is an alien.