Help!

I want to delete myself from the human race but can't remember my name or why I'm here. Also when I try to teleport something goes wrong and I get an error message in my brain.

Can anyone help?

Originally posted by divegeester
I want to delete myself from the human race but can't remember my name or why I'm here. Also when I try to teleport something goes wrong and I get an error message in my brain.

Can anyone help?

ask the Doctor...

Timelords are specialists in that field.

Originally posted by divegeester
I want to delete myself from the human race but can't remember my name or why I'm here. Also when I try to teleport something goes wrong and I get an error message in my brain.

Can anyone help?

What does the message say ?

Try again in 300 years ? 😀

Originally posted by divegeester
I want to delete myself from the human race but can't remember my name or why I'm here. Also when I try to teleport something goes wrong and I get an error message in my brain.

Can anyone help?

Maybe try to contact a sibling or if there are none maybe a neighbour. They probably know your name. Wait a sec....could you have been nameless to begin with? 😲

Originally posted by Ponderable
ask the Doctor...

Timelords are specialists in that field.

I once knew an Irish farmer who was outstanding in his field.

From your little photo, your name is that bloke off Coronation Street. Y'know. Wossisname.

Originally posted by Larkie
From your little photo, your name is that bloke off Coronation Street. Y'know. Wossisname.

Ya....Betty.

I'm sure not a few forum regulars would be only too happy to oblige you in deleting you from the human race. My only doubt is: can you prove you were ever a member of it?

Originally posted by moonbus
I'm sure not a few forum regulars would be only too happy to oblige you in deleting you from the human race. My only doubt is: can you prove you were ever a member of it?

Oh dear, you seem upset, did we disagree on something at some point?

Originally posted by moonbus
I'm sure not a few forum regulars would be only too happy to oblige you in deleting you from the human race. My only doubt is: can you prove you were ever a member of it?

Your two-footed levity seems to have blakeys attached to its soles.

Originally posted by divegeester
Oh dear, you seem upset, did we disagree on something at some point?

Of course, to you, "upset" boils down to "disagreement".

But then, we knew that. But not everyone is so limited.

For instance, can you answer his question?

Originally posted by FMF
Your two-footed levity seems to have blakeys attached to its soles.

It beats your bumble-footed "joviality".

Isn't that legal in Belgium?

Originally posted by Suzianne
Of course, to you, "upset" boils down to "disagreement".

But then, we knew that. But not everyone is so limited.

For instance, can you answer his question?

How exciting for you Suzianne, the opportunity to stick the boot in.

Originally posted by divegeester
I want to delete myself from the human race but can't remember my name or why I'm here. Also when I try to teleport something goes wrong and I get an error message in my brain.

Can anyone help?

Just say "beam me up Scotty" - it's sure to work.