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Here's a couple for a laugh

Here's a couple for a laugh

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AG
Isle Of Chess

Memphis,TN,USA

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27 Jan 03
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11 Feb 05
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Forget about chasing the young ones, age has its benefits---

They don't YELL
They don't TELL
They don't SWELL
And they're grateful as HELL

How about this? (Sung to the tune "M-O-T-H-E-R"0 She writes....

M is for the Many times you made me
O is for the Other things you tried
T is for the Tourist courts we stayed in
H is for the Hell that's in your eyes
E is for the Everlasting parties
R is for the Ring you promised me

Put them all together, they spell MOTHER
and Brother that's what I'm about to be.

His answer...

F is for your Funny little letter
A is for my Answer to your note
T is for your Tearful accusation
H is for your Hope I'd be the goat
E is for the Ease with which I made you
R is for the Rube you thought I'd be

Put them all together, they spell FATHER
And you are crazy if you think it's me.

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