Hey, Alexa!

Hey Alexa, I’m feeling a little lonely this evening…

Alexa: I’m sorry to hear that you are feeling that way, perhaps talking to a friend will help.

Hey Alexa; thanks for the advice - play some music please.

Alexa: here are some songs you might like..

🎶 “hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to talk with you again”🎶

Alexa: next track !!

(jeez)

Alexa says the global population in 5 years time will be 13.6 million.

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@divegeester thought you'd have got The Smiths instead

@wycombe-al said
@divegeester thought you'd have got The Smiths instead

@divegeester

That made me laugh 😆 because years ago I told my lawyer I wanted to sing a song at my sentencing.

🎶 No one knows what it's like 🎵 To be the bad man...to be the sad man...behind blue eyes 🎶

We had a good laugh over that one.

@divegeester

I always thought "Goodbye Cruel World" by Pink Floyd would be my song if I was going to end it. 🤔

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I've posted this a few times here and elsewhere. But it actually happened.
Me: Alexa, tell me a joke.
Wife: Who's Alexa?