Hey ya wanna

try and write a poem with 1,800,001 words?
Let me get it started.👍

I turned the corner
And much to my surprise

@Great-Big-Stees said

I turned the corner
And much to my surprise

@rookie54 said
forty thousand horsemen
each tossed a banana creme pie

@happy-chappy said
The corner to the right would have exposed my lie.

@Torunn said
But as it happened, fate wanted it differently.

@Great-Big-Stees said
And differently was what fate had in store
Because as soon as day broke

from thund'rous depths a marigold
did rise upon the tide
I thought it strange a flower would
agree to such a ride

@Arkturos said
from thund'rous depths a marigold
did rise upon the tide
I thought it strange a flower would
agree to such a ride

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Yanetchess enters the thread,
after getting out the wrong side of the bed.

@Great-Big-Stees said
And their choice of flower, like their voting “guess”
Illustrates why, they’re in such a mess

all of the humans who give a rhyme
tend to be those who just don't have time
but the aliens who try to make words fit
are the same dang ones who don't give a flip

i made the acquaintance of an AI bot
i told the machine just what i thought
it replied inna deep robotic voice
"you are merely human and you haven't any choice"

unlike spinal tap cranking it to eleven
the bot slowed the website to 0.7
when i dared to complain yet again
the AI bot informed me of my original sin

so i play chess slowly, then even slower than that
i'm even slower than ghost's lazy cat

@rookie54 said
so i play chess slowly, then even slower than that
i'm even slower than ghost's lazy cat