@Great-Big-Stees saidDopey perhaps, but ungroomèd oh yes.
Beyond a reasonable doubt I should hope
cuz if otherwise man you might look like a dope.😲
So often I let myself go, I confess.
But let us not make this all about me --
I'm already too full of myself, as you see.
Perhaps we could say some new topic is needed
from which the subsequent strophes could be seeded . . .
@Great-Big-Stees saidI met a squirrel,
Though squirrels have knees
And they do scamper through leaves
No one ever sees them crawling
But once in a while I do hear them bawling
he shook my hand,
but then my nuts went missing
(which I suspect was planned).