High People

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Do you speak jive? 😉

Yo momma slide me a slab o' porta' on the lean side😉

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Squinting red eyes, dry mouth... eating all the food in the house. You know who you are!

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I never inhaled. Cough! Ca$h runs away for a while>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wait what is this...oh, what pretty colors...move along nothing to see here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Originally posted by genius
shortcircuit, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Do you mean in this life? 😕

Originally posted by cashthetrash
I never inhaled. Cough! Ca$h runs away for a while>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wait what is this...oh, what pretty colors...move along nothing to see here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

You and Bill Clinton. You never inhaled and you never smoke your cigars. *shakes head in disgust*

Originally posted by shortcircuit
You and Bill Clinton. You never inhaled and you never smoke your cigars. *shakes head in disgust*

But we do it with such flair.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
But we do it with such flair.

But you need to quit lighting the cigar before you show her the flair!!

Originally posted by shortcircuit
But you need to quit lighting the cigar before you show her the flair!!

Oh, so that's why she was such a screamer. And all this time, I thought the sparks were just a sign of true love. 😕

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Oh, so that's why she was such a screamer. And all this time, I thought the sparks were just a sign of true love. 😕

Do you watch Dirty Jobs? Carp eat poop and lots of it....good for cleaning water.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Do you watch Dirty Jobs? Carp eat poop and lots of it....good for cleaning water.

Carp = crap hummmmmm

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Carp = crap hummmmmm

Exactly....move those letters around and you have crap eating fish that goes straight to market. Euwww.😕

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Squinting red eyes, dry mouth... eating all the food in the house. You know who you are!

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I ain't messin' with no reefer addict...

Originally posted by PBE6
I ain't messin' with no reefer addict...

I'm going to ask you a straightforward question: isn't it true that you have, perhaps unwillingly, acquired a certain habit through association with certain undesirable people?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm going to ask you a straightforward question: isn't it true that you have, perhaps unwillingly, acquired a certain habit through association with certain undesirable people?

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The next tragedy may be that of your daughter's... or your son's... or yours, or yours......or YOURS!!! 😲