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Is girthling like curling but with more sweat involved? 😛

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Originally posted by Seitse
5'9

Edit. Oh, that's 1.82 for the world, though I wanted to have the courtesy
of translating it to your obsolete metric system.
175, shorty. you multiplied a foot by 5.9, but that 0.9 would then be decimal, not inches...

elvis was the tallest dwarf ever, at 6ft even. he was also their king, which is why they called him the... king.

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Originally posted by wormwood
175, shorty. you multiplied a foot by 5.9, but that 0.9 would then be decimal, not inches...

elvis was the tallest dwarf ever, at 6ft even. he was also their king, which is why they called him the... king.
Damn, I won't trust the google converters anymore.

So, how much is 1.82 meters?

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According to this information...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

... I used to be a giant and now I am just average.

😞

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This , of course, wouldn't affect a vampire then right?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
This , of course, wouldn't affect a vampire then right?
This sparks the question: is height an obstacle to career development for aspiring vampires?

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Originally posted by Seitse
This sparks the question: is height an obstacle to career development for aspiring vampires?
when you can transform from a human to a wolf or bat, size issues become irrelevant.


it's all about the wardrobe.

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Originally posted by wormwood
when you can transform from a human to a wolf or bat, size issues become irrelevant.


it's all about the wardrobe.
Even less so if you're a dwarf vampire.

and having a good tailor.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Even less so if you're a dwarf vampire.

and having a good tailor.
and matching pumps, very tasty.

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Originally posted by wormwood
and matching pumps, very tasty.
Blood red eh?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Some Spanish speaking countries have a funny story about a circus
director who had such bad luck that even the dwarfs employed in the
circus started to grow.

Based on it, when somebody has such bad luck that things go from
one disaster to another, typically it is enough to say "damn, man, his
dwarfs get taller".

I think it is very funny and felt like sharing.
his dwarves get taller