Hippo Problems

So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his top part of his mouth over Harry, chomped down, and pulled away! Now if the interviewer asked me why I think it happened, I would say, Maybe the hippo was hungry-hungry?

This had me cracking up for 5 minutes straight.

Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show

I thought this thread was about obesity.

Originally posted by BongalloJoe
So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his ...[text shortened]... straight.

Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show

hippos are vegetarians
they would not eat you
they would simply chomp down
or sit on you
ending your existence

I think their appetite is not the danger

Originally posted by lemondrop
hippos are vegetarians
they would not eat you
they would simply chomp down
or sit on you
ending your existence

That poem would also work for Hippies.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
That poem would also work for Hippies.

Hey, hippies don't want your capitalization. They're okay with sitting on you though, if that's what you want.

Originally posted by apathist
Hey, hippies don't want your capitalization. They're okay with sitting on you though, if that's what you want.

yeah man... like, if it feels good go for it... man.

Originally posted by lemon lime
yeah man... like, if it feels good go for it... man.

I knew it.

Originally posted by Seitse
I thought this thread was about obesity.

It still can be...

Originally posted by BongalloJoe
So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his ...[text shortened]... straight.

Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show

I new this lady down in Nawlins affectionately known as The Hippo. She could take on your whole tackle, twig and berries.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I new this lady down in Nawlins affectionately known as The Hippo. She could take on your whole tackle, twig and berries.

Commiserations on your twig and berries.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
It still can be...

Let's make it happen.

What's the fattest person you've ever:

(a) seen
(b) punched
(c) shagged

Go.

Originally posted by Seitse
Let's make it happen.

What's the fattest person you've ever:

(a) seen
(b) punched
(c) shagged

Go.

Your Mom for all three.

Originally posted by Seitse
Let's make it happen.

What's the fattest person you've ever:

(a) seen
(b) punched
(c) shagged

Go.

Your sister for all three.

You lucky bastards. I haven't, with them, in at least a decade or so.