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  1. Standard memberBongalloJoe
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    12 Jan '17 02:542 edits
    So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
    Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his top part of his mouth over Harry, chomped down, and pulled away! Now if the interviewer asked me why I think it happened, I would say, Maybe the hippo was hungry-hungry?

    This had me cracking up for 5 minutes straight.

    Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show
  2. Standard memberSeitse
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    12 Jan '17 10:16
    I thought this thread was about obesity.
  3. Subscriberlemondrop
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    12 Jan '17 10:43
    Originally posted by BongalloJoe
    So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
    Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his ...[text shortened]... straight.

    Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show
    hippos are vegetarians
    they would not eat you
    they would simply chomp down
    or sit on you
    ending your existence
  4. Standard memberapathist
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    12 Jan '17 10:50
    I think their appetite is not the danger
  5. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    13 Jan '17 08:56
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    hippos are vegetarians
    they would not eat you
    they would simply chomp down
    or sit on you
    ending your existence
    That poem would also work for Hippies.
  6. Standard memberapathist
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    14 Jan '17 02:04
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    That poem would also work for Hippies.
    Hey, hippies don't want your capitalization. They're okay with sitting on you though, if that's what you want.
  7. Standard memberlemon lime
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    14 Jan '17 02:141 edit
    Originally posted by apathist
    Hey, hippies don't want your capitalization. They're okay with sitting on you though, if that's what you want.
    yeah man... like, if it feels good go for it... man.
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    14 Jan '17 08:48
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    yeah man... like, if it feels good go for it... man.
    I knew it.
  9. Unknown Territories
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    15 Jan '17 17:15
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I thought this thread was about obesity.
    It still can be...
  10. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    15 Jan '17 17:34
    Originally posted by BongalloJoe
    So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
    Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his ...[text shortened]... straight.

    Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show
    I new this lady down in Nawlins affectionately known as The Hippo. She could take on your whole tackle, twig and berries.
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    15 Jan '17 18:40
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I new this lady down in Nawlins affectionately known as The Hippo. She could take on your whole tackle, twig and berries.
    Commiserations on your twig and berries.
  12. Standard memberSeitse
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    15 Jan '17 18:47
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    It still can be...
    Let's make it happen.

    What's the fattest person you've ever:

    (a) seen
    (b) punched
    (c) shagged

    Go.
  13. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    15 Jan '17 19:03
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Let's make it happen.

    What's the fattest person you've ever:

    (a) seen
    (b) punched
    (c) shagged

    Go.
    Your Mom for all three.
  14. Mar-a-Lago
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    15 Jan '17 19:33
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Let's make it happen.

    What's the fattest person you've ever:

    (a) seen
    (b) punched
    (c) shagged

    Go.
    Your sister for all three.
  15. Standard memberSeitse
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    15 Jan '17 19:58
    You lucky bastards. I haven't, with them, in at least a decade or so.
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