hit me

...i am a verbal chess boxer...i just made a move...hit me...

Oh sorry sir, you drew a King. That makes 27 and you're busted. ...rakes in chips.... Maybe blackjack isn't your game.

..( bam )...i just took off your ear...( wham )...i just broke your left index finger...( hey, come back...don't run away...come baaaccckkkkk !!! )...

...a tissue paper boff...go get some real paper...