Originally posted by SeitseDefinitely easier to hold in a turd. I can hold on to those things forever (unless we're talking about aerosol-style diarrhea, in which case I apologize in advance...). Holding a pee is a tough job. For whatever reason, the bladder is much more insistent than the bowel.
Which one is easier for you?
For how long can you hold a wiss?
For how long a splat?
Originally posted by PBE6I hear you.
Definitely easier to hold in a turd. I can hold on to those things forever (unless we're talking about aerosol-style diarrhea, in which case I apologize in advance...). Holding a pee is a tough job. For whatever reason, the bladder is much more insistent than the bowel.
The only pee I can hold for hours is the night one, because I wake up in the morning with a circus tent and an intense pain, and I almost drop here and there on my way to the bathroom.
A turd can be manageable up to a couple of hours, but not if I am standing. I must be sitting and squeezing the cheeks.
Can you walk while you hold?
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Originally posted by SeitseI used to be somewhat of an expert holder when I was younger. I usually stood, but I did it sitting too. Different muscle groups get used for different postures. When you're sitting you have only your cheeks and your starfish valve to keep things in, but when you're standing you can cross your legs for extra clamping action. Don't rely exclusively on leg action though, or you'll end up with a crap patty sandwich between your arse cheeks!
I hear you.
The only pee I can hold for hours is the night one, because I wake up in the morning with a circus tent and an intense pain, and I almost drop here and there on my way to the bathroom.
A turd can be manageable up to a couple of hours, but not if I am standing. I must be sitting and squeezing the cheeks.
Can you walk while you hold?
EDIT: Didn't answer the question...yes, I could! It was definitely tougher, and I'd have to walk slower or in punctuated steps, but it was doable.
Originally posted by PBE6Damn, you're like a Canadian crap-holding Buddha! So full of wisdom! 😲
I used to be somewhat of an expert holder when I was younger. I usually stood, but I did it sitting too. Different muscle groups get used for different postures. When you're sitting you have only your cheeks and your starfish valve to keep things in, but when you're standing you can cross your legs for extra clamping action. Don't rely exclusively on leg ac ...[text shortened]... definitely tougher, and I'd have to walk slower or in punctuated steps, but it was doable.
If I would have known you before, sensei, my arsenal of memories about crap patty sandwiches between the arse cheeks would be less impressive than it actually is.
I simply can't walk well when I am holding the play-doh, unless it eases down a bit (which is when I run to the closest bathroom). Holding pee, though, allows me to walk a bit.
