Holding pee, holding poo

Originally posted by Very Rusty
You miss HOH, I can tell. 😛

it's true i do...i miss these flirtatious pm's he used to send me.

From:Hand of Hecate
Date:Jul 11 2009 02:56
Subject:**** you.


May you die horribly. That is all.

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those were the days

i miss him so much.....hold me.

Originally posted by trev33
it's true i do...i miss these flirtatious pm's he used to send me.

From:Hand of Hecate
Date:Jul 11 2009 02:56
Subject:**** you.


May you die horribly. That is all.

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those were the days

i miss him so much.....hold me.

OH yea, he really liked you!

I wouldn't even be able to put my PM up on here, it would be all **** and I am sure the Mods would give me poopy for posting a PM.

Originally posted by trev33
why do we pee when we go to poo but never poo when we pee?


excellent thread.

Ah, but letting out a good hard fart while peeing, now that's the ticket! 😀

Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
Ah, but letting out a good hard fart while peeing, now that's the ticket! 😀

Ever sneezed in the middle of a whizz? Man, that hurts.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Ever sneezed in the middle of a whizz? Man, that hurts.

not to mention tha spray...

i know i ain't tha only guy to catch hell from tha lady of tha house...
rookie

Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
Ah, but letting out a good hard fart while peeing, now that's the ticket! 😀

one must always be on guard for the "shart" in those circumstances😞

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Ever sneezed in the middle of a whizz? Man, that hurts.

You should see a doctor, mate. It shouldn't hurt. 😠

Originally posted by duecer
the marines trained us to go twice a day wether we needed to or not

How can they train that into you? 😕

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Gee, isn't it horrible? It happened to me once I sat for a delivery while playing Fifa09 in the PSP. The match got so interesting that I stayed there for 20 or so minutes. Needless to say, standing up was a herculean task.

Not wiping the rear, though. Bathrooms here sport hand showers. Nothing better than showering the butt!

There should be a way to exercise the legs while crapping, so one can extend the time on the throne.

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You're onto something here. I can smell win (no pun intended).

In long haul flights, there are these vids explaining simple exercises to stimulate blood circulation. I am sure something can be developed for prolonged toilette visits.

Even a DVD could be sold through one of those great infomercials featuring Mr. T!

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I hope you enjoyed your little rest from the forums.

Have you learned your lesson? 😏

It is still a stinky thread, pun intended!

Oh, as far as hi-jacking a thread or threads. You and Seitse need to take a long look in the mirror.... Pot, Kettle, black!