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hole in my sock..what to do ?

hole in my sock..what to do ?

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..should i just wear it until it gets bigger...should i get a mail order bride
from the ukraine who knows who to darn socks...should i sue the sock company for fraud...should i wash it and hope the lint fills in the holey space...should i look for a profile of mother mary in the hole and then sell
it on e-bay...should ii stuff it my mouth and shut up ?..what to do....?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..should i just wear it until it gets bigger...should i get a mail order bride
from the ukraine who knows who to darn socks...should i sue the sock company for fraud...should i wash it and hope the lint fills in the holey space...should i look for a profile of mother mary in the hole and then sell
it on e-bay...should ii stuff it my mouth and shut up ?..what to do....?
Selling it on e-bay seems to be the best idea. You don't even need to find the Mother Mary in the hole; it's holy anyway.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..should i just wear it until it gets bigger...should i get a mail order bride
from the ukraine who knows who to darn socks...should i sue the sock company for fraud...should i wash it and hope the lint fills in the holey space...should i look for a profile of mother mary in the hole and then sell
it on e-bay...should ii stuff it my mouth and shut up ?..what to do....?
What would Chuck Norris do? What would Johnny Depp do?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..should i just wear it until it gets bigger...should i get a mail order bride
from the ukraine who knows who to darn socks...should i sue the sock company for fraud...should i wash it and hope the lint fills in the holey space...should i look for a profile of mother mary in the hole and then sell
it on e-bay...should ii stuff it my mouth and shut up ?..what to do....?
I have some Ukranian friends, they're very nice people. Maybe you should try one.

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How do you come up with such a topic............

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Originally posted by reader1107
What would Chuck Norris do? What would Johnny Depp do?
Chuck Norris would destroy it completely with a roundhouse kick. Johnny Dweeb would marry mokko and ask her to darn it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris would destroy it completely with a roundhouse kick. Johnny Dweeb would marry mokko and ask her to darn it.
mokko would say "darn sock, throw it away and go shopping."

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...is mokko from ukrainian descent...can she sew...can she kick chuck
norris out of the house in the back ( he is 4 months behind in the rent )..does she know the pope on a personal basis...and i really do have a hole
in my sock...can i sell the lint on e-bay as a lint from the shroud of turin...help me..

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Originally posted by reader1107
What would Johnny Depp do?
Johnny would NOT have holes in his socks 😀

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Originally posted by Ian68
mokko would say "darn sock, throw it away and go shopping."
😲 You seem to know me too well. 😕

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Chuck Norris would destroy it completely with a roundhouse kick. Johnny Dweeb would marry mokko and ask her to darn it.
Chuck doesn't wear socks. His shoes are so scared of him, they actually massage his feet.

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Originally posted by mokko
Johnny would NOT have holes in his socks 😀
If I'd shot him in the foot he would. 😀

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..if he did..he is so cool..he would use it as a bacalava..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..should i just wear it until it gets bigger...should i get a mail order bride
from the ukraine who knows who to darn socks...should i sue the sock company for fraud...should i wash it and hope the lint fills in the holey space...should i look for a profile of mother mary in the hole and then sell
it on e-bay...should ii stuff it my mouth and shut up ?..what to do....?
Stick your big toe through it and wiggle it around. Just go with it and have fun.

Enjoy.

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Originally posted by Ian68
If I'd shot him in the foot he would. 😀
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠


There will be NO shooting Johnny's feet.

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