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Home sick with the flu

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for the flu... drink lots of distilled water! I have heard that in your country distilled water has a crossbones label on it. That's because distilled water will suck minerals out of the body... but it will also suck impuities out of your body too. Don't eat! This is very important!

The body can repair itself if you give it the proper material. So, DON'T EAT! Drink the distilled water and take some vitamins. Your body will recover in 3 days.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.

What will I do? Have another something to eat, which I can't taste.
Have another can of diet coke, which hurts my throat?

How come men seem to get much worse flus than women? You hardly ever hear women mumble under bad breath and snotted face: "I'm a-dyin'..."
Men do.
It can surely only mean one of two things ...[text shortened]... not!!

Bored.
Bored.
Bored.

I'm pretty certain my theory on kg's of flu is spot on now.
You've got the flu and feel a bit homesick also? So sorry. Um, I really didn't have time to read your post.

ES

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You've got the flu and feel a bit homesick also? So sorry. Um, I really didn't have time to read your post.

ES
Way to KILL a post Phlabibit!!! 😠

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