Bored.
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Bored.
What will I do? Have another something to eat, which I can't taste.
Have another can of diet coke, which hurts my throat?
How come men seem to get much worse flus than women? You hardly ever hear women mumble under bad breath and snotted face: "I'm a-dyin'..."
Men do.
It can surely only mean one of two things:
1. Women are stronger beings than men
2. Men get worse colds.
Seeing 1 obviously can't be true, just listen to women moan when they're giving birth...pathetic display of femininity if ever you've seen one, and just watch women weep when watching Titanic (pfffffft....)...
See. 1 just can't be true.
And so, I reckon flu infects you by the kilogram and that the average human body can only handle 70 kg's worth of flu before you start feeling like you're dying. That explains why men get it far worse than women.
It can't be 1. Surely????
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Luckily the weather is crap outside, or I'd have felt 10x worse. I also feel like going into work. You see, being a socialist, I really feel that I should share whatever I have with other people. And seeing other people just as ill as me, would make me feel happier.
1 isn't true. Stop pondering it. It's impossible.
Look, just look at women parking cars...they're not stronger than us. They're not!!!
No, I'm not being sexist about it. But I'd like to see the average woman strain under 85kg's of flu. We'd soon see who's dying and who's not!!
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I'm pretty certain my theory on kg's of flu is spot on now.
Originally posted by StarrmanWhat are you exactly trying to convince me to do here dude....
Actually there's evidence to show that testosterone decreases the effectiveness of the immune system, so I suggest you see to yourself in an attempt to reduce testosterone levels and give yourself a better chance of remedy 🙂
Originally posted by D43M0Nyeah d43..i've a week left of my uni course and am flapping about my dissertation...like i really need the flu now!! 🙁
Gah. The flu sucks. I always get it right before the holidays...and it then carries on through the holidays. Apparently, exams beforehand get me worried, and that lowers my immune system.
Maybe you are worried about something?
Bored.Ancient hindu cure... rub garlic on hairy sisal string. stick up left nostril hook it out mouth pull up and down several times until passage clear.
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.
What will I do? Have another something to eat, which I can't taste.
Have another can of diet coke, which hurts my throat?
repeat for right nostril.
Put the diet coke in a glass bowl..but don't drink the stuff.. put in your brass or jewellery and watch it eat the tarnish and crap ...all clean and shiney in ten minutes...
Bored still ok
One pint of Stones Ginger Wine
One pint of Dewars Whiskey
Stir together and sip slowly until cold is gone and boredom is gone and everything is rosey and warm and floaty and loverly.
Even better is favourite lover brings over the makings...
Get well soon
😴
Originally posted by shavixmirSee "testicle torsion" thread . My testosterone went down just reading it .
What are you exactly trying to convince me to do here dude....
If you're not up for that just get stinking drunk and pass-out for two days . Flu will be gone after so much rest . You'll just have the hangover .