Homeless Reality Game Show

@executioner-brand said
Everybody is basically homeless if nobody has a grasp on reality.

You barely own what you can carry on your back much less anything else.

@hand-of-hecate said
You barely own what you can carry on your back much less anything else.

Maybe you could interest me in selling something I don't already have?

I'd watch it on reality tv.

@executioner-brand said
Maybe you could interest me in selling something I don't already have?

Intelligence?

@hand-of-hecate said
Pretty simple concept. Harvest teams of homeless people make them compete in games of skill. The prizes would be cases of beer, bags of weed, a shower and shave, a new pair of shoes, sleeping bags, a bag of crushed aluminum cans, a week in a hotel, a new bike with mini trailer, and a grand prize of $10,000.

I’m thinking the first competition would be to complete a ...[text shortened]... half a mile on a tread mill. Shortest time wins.

What other events and prizes would you suggest?

Large cardboard box for the fastest drinker of a 2 litre bottle of Thunderbird.

@the-gravedigger said
Large cardboard box for the fastest drinker of a 2 litre bottle of Thunderbird.

Now we’re talking. Followed by an obstacle course.

@hand-of-hecate said
Now we’re talking. Followed by an obstacle course.

You are SO empathic. Such a joy you are to the human race.

@sonhouse said
You are SO empathic. Such a joy you are to the human race.

That's sarcasm, right?

@great-big-stees said
That's sarcasm, right?

LOL....Indeed! 😉

-VR

@sonhouse said
You are SO empathic. Such a joy you are to the human race.

I’m glad that you’ve finally come to recognize what a gift to humanity I am. There’s hope for you yet.

@hand-of-hecate said
I’m glad that you’ve finally come to recognize what a gift to humanity I am. There’s hope for you yet.

It is too bad the same can't be said for you hoh! 😉 😛

-VR

@great-big-stees said
That's sarcasm, right?

You think?😉

@sonhouse said
You think?😉

I "think so", so, therefor I am.

@sonhouse said
You think?😉

I think it may have just floated over his head until it was mentioned. 😉

-VR

@hand-of-hecate said
You barely own what you can carry on your back much less anything else.

Some People posing as rich don't own anything if the balance is made….
they consider themselves much above those who live on the street where everybody can see their belongings...