Hey, I have a joke.
A sadist and a masochist decide to get married, and all excited for their relationship made in heaven they go into a honeymoon to a caribbean resort equiped with an S&M dungeon.
So they go there, get in the room, and roam wild, desperate to consumate their marriage, all excited and stuff. So the masochist jumps on the bed and begs the sadist "hit me, punch me, hurt me!!!", desperate to receive some arousing pain . The sadist calmly goes next to the bed, stares at the masochist, and after some seconds of cool waiting says... "nope".
Originally posted by SeitseYou must be sadistic to inflict that joke on us.
Hey, I have a joke.
A sadist and a masochist decide to get married, and all excited for their relationship made in heaven they go into a honeymoon to a caribbean resort equiped with an S&M dungeon.
So they go there, get in the room, and roam wild, desperate to consumate their marriage, all excited and stuff. So the masochist jumps on the bed and begs th ...[text shortened]... to the bed, stares at the masochist, and after some seconds of cool waiting says... "nope".