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Originally posted by NordlysThe Lord Will Save Me
If God had meant people to drive, he'd have given them wheels.
It rained for days and days and there was a terrific flood. The water
rose so high that one man was forced to climb on top of his roof
and sat in the rain. As the waters came up higher a man in a rowboat
came up to the house and told him to get in. "No thank you, the
Lord will save me!" he said, and the man in the rowboat rowed away.
The waters rose to the edge of the roof and still the man sat on
the roof until another rowboat came by and another man told him
to get in. "No thank you, the Lord will save me!" he said again, and
the man rowed away.
The waters covered the house and the man was forced to sit on
his chimney as the rain poured down and a helicopter came by
and another man urged him to get in or he'll drown. "No thank
you," the man said again, "The Lord will save me!"
After much begging and pleading the man in the helicopter gave
up and flew away. The waters rose above the chimney and the
man drowned and went to heaven where he met God.
"Lord, I don't understand," he told Him, frustrated, "The waters
rose higher and higher and I waited hours for you to save me
but you didn't! Why?"
The Lord just shook his head and said, "What are you talking
about? I sent two boats and a helicopter?!"
Originally posted by Andrew HamiltonOr doing anything that wasn't sex. 😉
[b]….Homosexuality is wrong, if ever human being was a homosexual the human race would cease to exist.
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In that case, always refusing to have sex is wrong!, 😛 -if ever human being always refused to have sex then the human race would cease to exist.[/b]
Originally posted by SuzianneLOL!
[b]I can care less about your religious, spiritual, or moral view on this subject.
I know you could.
But I could not possibly care ANY less about yours.
Congratulations, Mr. Bigot. Out of all the insufferable fools on this site, you're the only one to make my ignore list.
Have a nice day.[/b]
Always on the charge. I can see the Matador waving his cloak at you now!
Originally posted by Westside MobsterIt takes all kinds of people to make the world.
I can care less about your religious, spiritual, or moral view on this subject.
Your opinion on this subject means nothing, it defies the laws of nature.
Homosexuality is wrong, if ever human being was a homosexual the human race would cease to exist.
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Fortunately for you the world needs narrow minded morons.
Originally posted by Westside MobsterJust out of curiosity, would it be ok if genetic engineering was able to make it so one of a gay male couple could become pregnant only from each others genes not involving females, would homosexuality for the express purpose of creating life then be ok?
This was just a public service announcement.
Heterosexuals who have sex just 'because' are wrong too.
A heterosxual relationship can create life, a homosexual one can't.
Originally posted by Westside MobsterIf every human being was male the species would cease to exist too. So?
I can care less about your religious, spiritual, or moral view on this subject.
Your opinion on this subject means nothing, it defies the laws of nature.
Homosexuality is wrong, if ever human being was a homosexual the human race would cease to exist.
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