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Originally posted by mikelom
Do you have weighing scales upon which I can weigh your weighing scales upon my weighing scales before I buy a kilo?
No, but I have a kick butt señorita to help you throughout the kilo.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I don't sell oranges. I deal drugs.
You mean your profile is a lie!
Next you'll be telling us you can't dance. :'(

Call the sherriff

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
You mean your profile is a lie!
Next you'll be telling us you can't dance. :'(

Call the sherriff
That was when I was an illegal alien. Now I have a green card.

It says my name is Fernando Valenzuela, but it's mine. Hey, I paid
for it in Tijuana.

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My experience with the cheaper motels that everyday people frequent (like Days Inn) is that they buy the cheapest towels and washcloths. They almost feel like sandpaper on the skin. Definitely not soft and fluffy. Zero incentive for me to steal those.

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What are you doing staying at cheap motels? 😛

*twilight zone tune*

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Originally posted by Seitse
What are you doing staying at cheap motels? 😛

*twilight zone tune*
Consequence-free quickies of course.

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Originally posted by homedepotov
Consequence-free quickies of course.
Do you ask the guys to use protection?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you ask the guys to use protection?
Trust but verify, I always say. That policy works as well in everyday life as it does in international relations.

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Originally posted by Seitse
How do they wash them?
(2) Shakes + Febreeze = Towel Fluffy Longevity
Same with their bedspreads.