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How did your fight start ?

How did your fight start ?

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My wife was looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and turned to me and said 'I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
To which I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started.....

How did your fight start ?

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Originally posted by thaughbaer
My wife was looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and turned to me and said 'I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
To which I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started.....

How did your fight start ?
Thread 123654

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Originally posted by thaughbaer
My wife was looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and turned to me and said 'I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
To which I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started.....

How did your fight start ?
Thread 119256

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Originally posted by Badwater
Thread 119256
Nice touch.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Thread 123654
Ditto.