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How do I register as a UFO?

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I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

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A green head would be good also...

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Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

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A green head would be good also...
May be 'phone home'..... it might start 😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

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A green head would be good also...
Don't worry!
After a while in that spinning plate, your head will turn green naturely. 😛 😉

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Ok, but first I need to get rid of my sexual organs, speak nonsense, get a funny shaped head and big, totally black eyes...

... can I use Xanthos as a model?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, but first I need to get rid of my sexual organs, speak nonsense, get a funny shaped head and big, totally black eyes...

... can I use Xanthos as a model?
ask Mokko 😲

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, but first I need to get rid of my sexual organs, speak nonsense, get a funny shaped head and big, totally black eyes...

... can I use Xanthos as a model?
You must go to the Area 51 military installation in Nevada, USA and register at the window with the sign that says, "TOP SECRET UFO REGISTRATION, ID REQUIRED"

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Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

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A green head would be good also...
well, let's see....drink some bad tequila and that will handle the green head part, and you must have a saucer becuase I heard several of the ladies say you were a dish. I would say you are well on your way to being a UFO.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You must go to the Area 51 military installation in Nevada, USA and register at the window with the sign that says, "TOP SECRET UFO REGISTRATION, ID REQUIRED"
So why is it TOP SECRET. It 's quite a good way to make money. And don't you forget about the souvenir shop on the corner .

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Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

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A green head would be good also...
You need some aluminum foil as well.

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Originally posted by Choreant
So why is it TOP SECRET. It 's quite a good way to make money. And don't you forget about the souvenir shop on the corner .
IT'S TOP SECRET BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT, SILLY!

SHEESH!!!

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Aluminum foil is in aisle 2 of the souvenir shop.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You need some aluminum foil as well.
To make some stuff in the oven????? 😲

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Mods! Mods!

Vulgarity has taken me as hostage!

I am being forceably exposed to vulgarity!

Mods! Mods!

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Originally posted by Seitse
To make some stuff in the oven????? 😲
What? No, to attach a wire clothing hanger and to wrap around your head. Leave enough space for a signal from the mother planet.

Perhaps we need to back up and go to Pre-registration? Do you have your language translator?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You must go to the Area 51 military installation in Nevada, USA and register at the window with the sign that says, "TOP SECRET UFO REGISTRATION, ID REQUIRED"
A now i understand SHHHH!
I won't tell everyone.