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How do you like your enemies' tears?

How do you like your enemies' tears?

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Seitse
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Me, I like them in an iced up tall glass, with:

* 1 oz of lime juice
* 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
* 1 tablespoon of black sauce
* 2 oz of Vodka (preferably Absolut, unflavored)
* Beer & tomato juice in equal parts
* Tabasco, salt & pepper to taste

Sometimes I add ice cubes if the weather is appropriate.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Me, I like them in an iced up tall glass, with:

* 1 oz of lime juice
* 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
* 1 tablespoon of black sauce
* 2 oz of Vodka (preferably Absolut, unflavored)
* Beer & tomato juice in equal parts
* Tabasco, salt & pepper to taste

Sometimes I add ice cubes if the weather is appropriate.
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Originally posted by Seitse
Me, I like them in an iced up tall glass, with:

* 1 oz of lime juice
* 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
* 1 tablespoon of black sauce
* 2 oz of Vodka (preferably Absolut, unflavored)
* Beer & tomato juice in equal parts
* Tabasco, salt & pepper to taste

Sometimes I add ice cubes if the weather is appropriate.
A "tablespoon" of Worcestershire sauce?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Me, I like them in an iced up tall glass, with:

* 1 oz of lime juice
* 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
* 1 tablespoon of black sauce
* 2 oz of Vodka (preferably Absolut, unflavored)
* Beer & tomato juice in equal parts
* Tabasco, salt & pepper to taste

Sometimes I add ice cubes if the weather is appropriate.
How many tears do you add, and what is Black sauce?

I've always enjoyed my own straight up or on the rocks.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
How many tears do you add, and what is Black sauce?

I've always enjoyed my own straight up or on the rocks.
That's 'cause we're 'Mericans.

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I like mine spread on a freshly baked croissant and washed down with an enemy tear tinted Malbec.

Seitse
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Trev, tell these Muricans what's black sauce, please.

I call it black sauce but it's that Maggi brand black liquid
which is like soy sauce but not soy, salty nonetheless.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Trev, tell these Muricans what's black sauce, please.

I call it black sauce but it's that Maggi brand black liquid
which is like soy sauce but not soy, salty nonetheless.
Crikey, why didn't you just say Maggi seasoning. It's a culinary staple in many recipes. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Crikey, why didn't you just say Maggi seasoning. It's a culinary staple in many recipes. 😕

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Doh! I thought it was an exotic thing for the U.S. market 😕

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It used to be real soy, now (since around 2000) it's imitation soy. In other words, a huge load of salt and artificial flavouring.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Me, I like them in an iced up tall glass, with:

* 1 oz of lime juice
* 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
* 1 tablespoon of black sauce
* 2 oz of Vodka (preferably Absolut, unflavored)
* Beer & tomato juice in equal parts
* Tabasco, salt & pepper to taste

Sometimes I add ice cubes if the weather is appropriate.
Sounds like a recipe for the morning after, you know, when you have a real heavy head, generally known as a hangover... 😛

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Originally posted by Seitse
Me, I like them in an iced up tall glass, with:

* Tabasco, salt & pepper to taste
If you need to add salt, you have an inferior taste in enemies, with inferior tears.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
If you need to add salt, you have an inferior taste in enemies, with inferior tears.
I like to suck on their eyeballs sucking all the tears out until the eyes are bone dry.

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