How many 5 year olds could you take?

Can I eat them when I finished 'em off?

Weeeell, one at least. 2 might be a bit much...

Originally posted by maybeONEday
REALISTICALLY!

Here's the limits:

The five year olds are Bloodthirsty little ****ser (NEGOTIATING WILL NOT WORK), they are unarmed (except for their arms and legs and teeth). They are all attacking at about the same time. Say... five of them can surround you.

You are unarmed, but have normal clothing on. No, you do not have any superpowers (Thi ...[text shortened]... e kid by kicking his face. But you are still exposed on your backside.

How many do you think?

You are unarmed.

You are unarmed.

It might depend where the kids came from. A five-year-old can easily deliver an incapacitating headbutt to the groin. Some have the instinct for it, too. The truly age, though, would be 9. You can be a guerilla in some countries at 9.

You just need to be in possession of a few simple bits of equipment.
1 television.
1 DVD player.
As many Spongebob Squarepants discs as you can lay hands on.
My work here is done.

Originally posted by Crowley
You are unarmed.

Several kiddie repellent tricks in the arsenal:

Yell "Look out the fat kids been sick"... they'll back off real quick
Make like you're about to power puke .. they'll back off.
Cry like a baby... the girls will tell the boys to leave you alone.
Tell them you are a stranger... hopefully they've just had a police talk about running to tell teacher!!
If these fail... pick one up in each hand and use them as clubs swinging in big circles knocking over as many of the rats as you can.
while walking towards a six foot wall.😉😛🙂

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
In the origional post , he says just the kids are unarmed . If you think I'm going into an alley full of nut-busting 5 year olds unarmed , you've got another thing coming .


Hey , you got any video of a kid getting kicked like the one with the granny you had on your homepage ?

Am I the only person who finds this thread a little troubling?

What's with the 5-year old fantasy?

Are you a priest?

I have a 5 year old kid living next door... I'll check how strong he is (hopefully won't get too mad to pull his head off) and then will let ya know!

Originally posted by Azeri guy
I have a 5 year old kid living next door... I'll check how strong he is (hopefully won't get too mad to pull his head off) and then will let ya know!

I reckon I could kick 5 year old butt all day, no matter how many of them there were, although I may run out of energy after 100 or so, one punch or kick should send each running in tears. And their attacks are somewhat pathetic, to be honest you could probably just shout at them, tease them and slap their legs and you'd be winning. Too easy by half.

Come and have a go if you think you're 5 yrs old!

Originally posted by Starrman
I reckon I could kick 5 year old butt all day, no matter how many of them there were, although I may run out of energy after 100 or so, one punch or kick should send each running in tears. And their attacks are somewhat pathetic, to be honest you could probably just shout at them, tease them and slap their legs and you'd be winning. Too easy by half.

Come and have a go if you think you're 5 yrs old!