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How many 5 year olds could you take?

How many 5 year olds could you take?

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REALISTICALLY!

Here's the limits:

The five year olds are Bloodthirsty little ****ser (NEGOTIATING WILL NOT WORK), they are unarmed (except for their arms and legs and teeth). They are all attacking at about the same time. Say... five of them can surround you.

You are unarmed, but have normal clothing on. No, you do not have any superpowers (This means no "force" and no "Spirit Bomb"😉.

In this situation... I think about 30-35 for me, Since you can easily smack down one kid by kicking his face. But you are still exposed on your backside.

How many do you think?

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what the??? 5 year olds? If they get you down, you're screwed. they will hang onto your legs till you trip and fall then claw your face.

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like... 12

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Originally posted by maybeONEday
REALISTICALLY!

Here's the limits:

The five year olds are Bloodthirsty little ****ser (NEGOTIATING WILL NOT WORK), they are unarmed (except for their arms and legs and teeth). They are all attacking at about the same time. Say... five of them can surround you.

You are unarmed, but have normal clothing on. No, you do not have any superpowers (Thi ...[text shortened]... e kid by kicking his face. But you are still exposed on your backside.

How many do you think?
Depends on the terrain. Can I get down a narrow alley and take them in pairs? Is there enough space for me to pick up one of the little bastards and use it to bludgeon the others? In a parking lot I'd bet I'd drop from exhaustion before they dropped me. My rough estimate, between 50 and 60, depending on their chutzpah.

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do we know the five-point palm exploding heart trick?

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I did a tug-of-war against about 15 little kids once (well, maybe a bit older-Cub Scouts)and it was very easy.

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Originally posted by dfm65
do we know the five-point palm exploding heart trick?
Probably not. But I know the technique.

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What about cartoons? Do we have access to any cartoons or other methods of distraction?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Probably not. But I know the technique.
thanks for pointing out my grave error

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No one has stumbled onto the secret yet...

CANDY!

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Originally posted by maybeONEday
No one has stumbled onto the secret yet...

CANDY!
You mean that you would be willing to be surrounded by 30 five year olds and be holding candy? Are you insane?

You know what else has candy and is surrounded by 5 year olds? Pinatas.(There is supposed to be an accent over the n, but I don't know how to do that.)

-Fatty

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I have one 9 year old, one 5 year old, and one 3 year old. Girl, girl, boy. I would not give any of them away but I wouldn't take a million for another.

Five year olds are at there peak of irritating. They are old enough to know better, but young enough to not be able to tell the difference.

RTh

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maybeONEday, you just joined today and you're on vacation already?

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Originally posted by bobbob1056th
maybeONEday, you just joined today and you're on vacation already?
Five year old's go em.😕

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Wmps!.....just start tickling one and the next thing you know there will be a massive tickle fest happening! They will even line up and politely wait their turn to be tickled!


🙄

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Originally posted by Aynat
Wmps!.....just start tickling one and the next thing you know there will be a massive tickle fest happening! They will even line up and politely wait their turn to be tickled!


🙄
Hmmm, that is not my experience. Usually what ends up being fun and games end up with a finger to my eye or a knee to my nose.😞

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