"How may we help you today?"
"Thank you for calling 'Friends of Boston Lad's Cyberspace Life Trivia Information Services'. Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line........
Our next available operator will be with you shortly. Current wait time is estimated be to be 1-minute. Please Press 1 for Muzack or 2 for White Ocean Sound."
[Muzack interrupted..... 'Your call may be monitored for customer training or quality assurance purposes. Please continue to remain on the line'.....]
"Hello, my name is Mikey. Thank you for staying on the line. Me time is yours. How may I be of service to you today? What would you likey to know?"
Note (on the serious side): Isn't that exactly the phone experience you encounter, any hour of the night or day? No, you say... well it sure has been mine.
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyWhy do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
[b]"How may we help you today?"
"Thank you for calling 'Friends of Boston Lad's Cyberspace Life Trivia Information Services'. Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line........
Our next available operator will be with you shortly. Current wait time is estimated be to be 1-minute. Please Press 1 for Muzack or 2 for White O ...[text shortened]... any hour of the night or day? No, you say... well it sure has been mine.
😞 lol[/b]
Originally posted by SwissGambitFriday, September 14, 2012
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
Dear SG:
>Mikey agrees with the findings of his sattelite staff @ the raptureready facilities in Boston. While him have you on the line, may he ax you a question?
"Sure. Fire away."
>Oh thank you, kind sirs. Well, it's a bit embarrassing but... is it, is it still today or nightime yesterday?
"Get yourself either a life or a wife, Mikey. By the way, is your Daddy's name Mikey or Michael-likey? Just asking."
>Never new him. Hope we can service you and your family, again, sometime sooner rather than later. Bye, Bye. And, we almost fergate to say, 'thankey'.
http://www.raptureready.com/faq/faq121.html
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-Removed-Still Today, 2012
Dear Divegee (mister eagle badge waspinator):
>Mikey isn't quite sure about your "hatred". You see, him never been up close to one of your 'waspies'.... least not close enough to establish any special riveting gaze or eyelock with one or three of these wittle critters. And never in 2.07 Million Light Years would him consent to ever playing 'touchy/feeley' with one or more of their furry, fleecey toys. No way. No way and that's a definite.
Your BF (F and a day),
Mikey
PeeS: My new motto is: 'You do (speaking of my many crusty customers) what you are'. I likey. Do U?