There is but one excuse
For when you sexually abuse
Or drive while drinking booze
When you invade Iraq
Launch a nuclear attack
Stab your friend in the back
When you poison someone’s tea
Go on a murder spree
And then start World War III
When you troll online
Refuse to pay a fine
Kill in the name of the divine
When you cheat on your spouse
Gamble and lose the house
Look down your secretary’s blouse
When you steal from a store
Wage completely useless war
And then go and steal some more
When you break your sister’s dolls
Or graffiti on the walls
Just say you did it for the lulz
