How to join Illuminati

@vivify said
Where do I go to apply for for Illuminati membership? Do I need references?

@suzianne said
You can't stand not being the focus of attention, can you?

@vivify said
Where do I go to apply for for Illuminati membership? Do I need references?

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@very-rusty said
I can just picture YOU jumping up and downs saying my turn, my turn....LOL....@ the gooster.

-VR

@vivify said
Where do I go to apply for for Illuminati membership? Do I need references?

@Earl-of-Trumps
As a representative of the Grand Lodge I have been instructed by The Most Serene Superior, Ferdinand of Brunswick-Wolfenbuttel to consider your recent interest in applying for membership of the Noble Order of Illuminati. If accepted as a Noviciate you will undergo rigorous screening and, subsequently, to be interviewed about your motives to put an end to the machinations of the purveyors of injustice.
Do not attempt to contact us. We will proceed when all preliminary investigations have been successful.

@vivify said
Where do I go to apply for for Illuminati membership? Do I need references?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
You have just applied and we are considering your application...

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@a-unique-nickname said
He's bald and wears a pink shirt, i hope that helps.