how to kiss

from the BBC!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A848685

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"If you're both wearing train track braces then the last thing you want is tooth-clash... if your teeth clash it means the shrapnel that's adorning your mouth can become impossibly intertwined with the shrapnel adorning your lucky victim's mouth... cue either delicate use of an oxy-acetylene welder or an embarrassing trip to the dentist with your respective parents in tow. "

"Releasing a fart, sneezing, expectorating, coughing or burping can, of course, seriously impair the kissing experience. It can even ruin a whole relationship."

Good advice, no matter how one looks at it.

But "releasing a fart"? What's that all about then?
The BBC makes it sound like a fart's a badger, your arse is a trap and you yourself are PETRA activist.

i think you should try one early on so you can know in advance if the relationship will pan out or not.

If she can take the farting, she can take anything. She's the one.

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Originally posted by shavixmir

But "releasing a fart"? What's that all about then?
The BBC makes it sound like a fart's a badger, your arse is a trap and you yourself are PETRA activist.

Originally posted by shavixmir
But "releasing a fart"? What's that all about then?
The BBC makes it sound like a fart's a badger, your arse is a trap and you yourself are PETRA activist.

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
what's this? you trapped a badger up your arse, farted, and now you're in trouble with the animal rights people?

Originally posted by duecer
I think he meant gerbil or hamster, hid English isn't so good sometimes😕

Originally posted by duecer
mine eider

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Originally posted by Crowley
Use FireFox = Built-in spell checker