Originally posted by lisa cara
Sex Is Good For You
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
...[text shortened]... her knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
Calories burned trying to think of an excuse for having overwhelming evidence against you showing that you are a mult. acct. abuser. 3(a)