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How to loose those dreaded calories

How to loose those dreaded calories

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Sex Is Good For You
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 387 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
Fake.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

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How to lose those dreaded calories

Not 'loose' (rhymes with goose).

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Apologise for the grammer, half p**sed at the moment

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Originally posted by rockie
Apologise for the grammer, half p**sed at the moment
This isn't suspicious at all.

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Originally posted by lisa cara
Sex Is Good For You
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
...[text shortened]... her knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
That explains my constant 140-pound physique.

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Originally posted by ark13
This isn't suspicious at all.
Guessing someone was drunk when they played this game

Game 2158846

Rockie's first ever game on the site, no less.

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Originally posted by ark13
This isn't suspicious at all.
Whoops 😲

Can't wait for the explanation!

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Originally posted by rockie
Apologise for the grammer, half p**sed at the moment
you shouldn't post when drunk.

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Originally posted by rockie
Apologise for the grammer, half p**sed at the moment
grammar

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Originally posted by trevor33
you shouldn't post when drunk.
You shouldn't post when you aren't yourself.

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Originally posted by rockie
Apologise for the grammer, half p**sed at the moment
You could f### up a one bottle milk route.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You could f### up a one bottle milk route.
Nice. This could be the most uber stupied move I've seen yet.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Nice. This could be the most uber stupied move I've seen yet.
How does this top "Message me if you are leaving RHP". That is stupieder.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
How does this top "Message me if you are leaving RHP". That is stupieder.

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That sounds like the directions I got when passing through a small town in Ohio once.

Me to local, "I'm not from here. How do I get to Hwy 18?"

Local, "Go down to where the filling station used to be and turn left. When you get to the barn that used to be white, turn right."

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Originally posted by rockie
Apologise for the grammer, half p**sed at the moment
shall we start a pool on how long before he appears on the removedplayer list for 3a?