Hello, I am a teenager. I will do almost anything humanly possible to make myself ugly as hell. I will wear caked on makeup so you can see the line along my jaw and super smudged blue eyeliner. Then I will smear on glittery lip gloss. My hair will look like it was dabbed in oil and then I will pin it up in some bizarre homely hairstyle that defies all natural order. Oh, and my clothes? If I have a bulging belly, you can sure as hell be positive I will wear a tummy shirt and have a navel peircing AND tight jeans so that my back fat sticks out. And if I look anorexic, all the better. Then I'll have more cleavage! I will stare you down because you are not as pretty as me or I will pretend you don't exist because the world revolves around me and my "friends". If I can achieve call-girl sexiness, I've made it, ok people?
Originally posted by SunburntIf there teenage it dosent matter if there a bit chubby. There still fit.
Hello, I am a teenager. I will do almost anything humanly possible to make myself ugly as hell. I will wear caked on makeup so you can see the line along my jaw and super smudged blue eyeliner. Then I will smear on glittery lip gloss. My hair will look like it was dabbed in oil and then I will pin it up in some bizarre homely hairstyle that defies all n ...[text shortened]... around me and my "friends". If I can achieve call-girl sexiness, I've made it, ok people?
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Originally posted by SunburntHahaha, can you do religious hypocrites next?
Hello, I am a teenager. I will do almost anything humanly possible to make myself ugly as hell. I will wear caked on makeup so you can see the line along my jaw and super smudged blue eyeliner. Then I will smear on glittery lip gloss. My hair will look like it was dabbed in oil and then I will pin it up in some bizarre homely hairstyle that defies all n ...[text shortened]... around me and my "friends". If I can achieve call-girl sexiness, I've made it, ok people?