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The bird is a good 15 or 18 feet up bouncing and won't go to the open garage door about 30 feet away.

Ideas?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The bird is a good 15 or 18 feet up bouncing and won't go to the open garage door about 30 feet away.

Ideas?

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wait.

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Hit it with a broom.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Hit it with a broom.
Good idea, where can I get a 20 foot broom?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Good idea, where can I get a 20 foot broom?
What's that in proper measures?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The bird is a good 15 or 18 feet up bouncing and won't go to the open garage door about 30 feet away.

Ideas?

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Can you get on roof? If so, lay a rug over the skylight.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The bird is a good 15 or 18 feet up bouncing and won't go to the open garage door about 30 feet away.

Ideas?

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blow it out of the air with one of them leaf-blower thingies, then throw a blanket over it before it can take off again. if you don't have a leaf-blower handy, try a butterfly net or a cat-on-a-stick (to chase it to the garage door with - be careful not to let the cat actually get the bird).

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Turn off the light.

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Originally posted by coquette
Turn off the light.
A sky light is translucent plastic in this instance that can't be turned off. I can't shut the sun off!~

If I could, I would RULE THE WURLD!~

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Originally posted by Starrman
Can you get on roof? If so, lay a rug over the skylight.
I fear heights.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I fear heights.

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Get your less wimpish wife to do it then.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I fear heights.

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do you have a vagina?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The bird is a good 15 or 18 feet up bouncing and won't go to the open garage door about 30 feet away.

Ideas?

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teach it to spell light properly

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Listen, chumps.

I respect heights. In my dreams, I dread them! I have long dreams having climbed someplace I can't get down from.

When I'm at a height, I look down and get the belly willies.

If I'm watching TV I can get the same sense.

But I'd go up if I had to.

The bird is now gone, we put a red binder-flap on a pole and the bird landed on it! Took it to the door and it flied out.

Thanx for the posts, and congratulations to the users that didn't say BB GUN.

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