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Humming Bird in the Sky Lite

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Originally posted by uzless
teach it to spell light properly
I'm from America. As you know I can do ANYTHING I LIKE!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The bird is a good 15 or 18 feet up bouncing and won't go to the open garage door about 30 feet away.

Ideas?

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Procure a very motivated cat.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A sky light is translucent plastic in this instance that can't be turned off. I can't shut the sun off!~

If I could, I would RULE THE WURLD!~

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What a cheap house you have. Mine's GLASS!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I can't shut the sun off!~
so who shuts it off at night? i thought it was you.

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Get a humming bird feeder.

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Put a mirror on the ground below him/her and when it investigates hit it with a broom.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Listen, chumps.

I respect heights. In my dreams, I dread them! I have long dreams having climbed someplace I can't get down from.

When I'm at a height, I look down and get the belly willies.

If I'm watching TV I can get the same sense.

But I'd go up if I had to.

The bird is now gone, we put a red binder-flap on a pole and the bird landed o ...[text shortened]... out.

Thanx for the posts, and congratulations to the users that didn't say BB GUN.

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I couldn't spell BB otherwise I would have said it.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
I couldn't spell BB otherwise I would have said it.
so there's this chick, she's a good friend of BB King, and she wants to get him something for his birthday. and she's like, 'the cat already has everything. i need to think of something different'. eventually she decides to get a tattoo of his initals, 'BB'. so she has a 'B' tattooed on each butt cheek. that night, at BB's party, he's sitting in an armchair, surrounded by admirers. she stands in front of him, turns around so her back is facing him, bends over, lifts her skirt, and drops her panties. 'happy birthday, BB!' she says. BB says 'that's great honey, but who's "Bob"'?

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