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    “If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
    --Jack Handey
  2. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
    Boston Lad
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    12 Jul '13 02:38
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish.
    And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." — Britney Spears

    "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
    -Mickey Rivers, baseball player
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    12 Jul '13 12:321 edit
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    -- Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
  4. Standard memberapathist
    looking for loot
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    13 Jul '13 16:53
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    Terry Pratchett
  5. SubscriberLEUR
    TEXAS
    STATE OF THE HEART
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    13 Jul '13 17:07
    Originally posted by apathist
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    Terry Pratchett
    Somewhat over-quoted, but still one of my favorites by Yogi Berra:
    "Nobody goes to that restaurant any more. It's too crowded."
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    13 Jul '13 18:38
    Eat lots of Pickles.
  7. Subscribersonhouse
    Fast and Curious
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    13 Jul '13 19:213 edits
    Originally posted by kcrally
    Eat lots of Pickles.
    Don't eat the yellow snow.

    I like the one that goes, paraphrasing no doubt, 'it's better to be silent and thought a fool than speak up and remove all doubt'

    Bertrand Russell.
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    Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katharine Hepburn
  9. Standard memberChessPraxis
    Cowboy From Hell
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    14 Jul '13 17:51
    I find the upper arm bone humerus.
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    21 Jul '13 01:01
    "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra
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    21 Jul '13 03:37
    "We did nothing wrong, and we will never do it again."

    Eric Holder.
  12. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    21 Jul '13 04:59
    Originally posted by whodey
    "We did nothing wrong, and we will never do it again."

    Eric Holder.
    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
    -GW Bush
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    21 Jul '13 05:20
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
    -GW Bush
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  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
    Boston Lad
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    21 Jul '13 08:24
    "You can observe a lot by just watching." - Yogi Berra
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    Honey, I can't find my car keys.

    "Well where did you last put them?"
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