“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
--Jack Handey
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish.
And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." — Britney Spears
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
-Mickey Rivers, baseball player
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
-- Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
Originally posted by whodey "We did nothing wrong, and we will never do it again."
Eric Holder.
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
-GW Bush
Originally posted by SwissGambit “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
-GW Bush
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12 Jul '13 01:35
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