Originally posted by schakuhrNever cut off you own hand, you may regret this later in life. However if it is absolutely necessary, you should practice on your legs first. Or, better still, practice on someone else...I do.
What painstillers should I use to reduce the pain when cutting off my right hand?
Originally posted by catfoodtimWere you drinking Belgian lager last night....they tell me it's like gnats piss
Dr, I've got a faint whiff of wee about me today. What would cause that?
Perhaps you spilled some on your longjohns.
This is not really my field, you would probably be more at home with a psychiatrist. Or a vet.
Originally posted by VargEre you two, less of the lip or you'll be flung out of my surgery.
Hang on - you said you know what you're on about!
Clearly not when it comes to Belgian Lager!!
Originally posted by catfoodtim
good point Varg.
I demand a bloody refund.
I don't wear longjohns neither.
Still have a faint smell of wee though. 😳
For Belgian lager syndrome you would have to see a specialist anyway, I'll refer you over to the Sicilian Bone Doctor.
But it's gonna cost you.