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08 Nov 05

Dr Strangelove

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08 Nov 05

and I know what I'm on about.

Any questios?

Wildfire

Force of Nature

The Bathroom

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
and I know what I'm on about.

Any questios?

No.

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

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08 Nov 05

My friend has this thing with pus oozing out of his um yeah. Should I, I mean he, be worried?

Dr Strangelove

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08 Nov 05

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This could possibly be galloping arse rot....it is caused by the galloparse parasite. The cure is to get your ahem friend [wink] to stand over a bucket of salt water, when they come out for a drink, run like hell..

Next patient please.

Varg

Thinking...

Odersfelt

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
and I know what I'm on about.

Any questios?

Where did you qualify?

schakuhr

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08 Nov 05

What painstillers should I use to reduce the pain when cutting off my right hand?

Dr Strangelove

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by Varg
Where did you qualify?

I'm sorry, I'm not at liberty to divulge that information.

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Dr Strangelove

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by schakuhr
What painstillers should I use to reduce the pain when cutting off my right hand?

Never cut off you own hand, you may regret this later in life. However if it is absolutely necessary, you should practice on your legs first. Or, better still, practice on someone else...I do.

Dr Strangelove

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Dr, I've got a faint whiff of wee about me today. What would cause that?

Were you drinking Belgian lager last night....they tell me it's like gnats piss
Perhaps you spilled some on your longjohns.

This is not really my field, you would probably be more at home with a psychiatrist. Or a vet.

Varg

Thinking...

Odersfelt

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Were you drinking Belgian lager last night....they tell me it's like gnats piss.

Hang on - you said you know what you're on about!
Clearly not when it comes to Belgian Lager!!

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Dr Strangelove

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by Varg
Hang on - you said you know what you're on about!
Clearly not when it comes to Belgian Lager!!

Originally posted by catfoodtim
good point Varg.

I demand a bloody refund.

I don't wear longjohns neither.

Still have a faint smell of wee though. 😳

Ere you two, less of the lip or you'll be flung out of my surgery.

For Belgian lager syndrome you would have to see a specialist anyway, I'll refer you over to the Sicilian Bone Doctor.
But it's gonna cost you.

mosquitorespect

Not Royalty

Not in a palace

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08 Nov 05

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
and I know what I'm on about.

Any questios?

I have a questio:

Which medicine should I take for exophthalmos and high intraocular pressures? And can I get it on the black market?

Daemon Sin

I'm A Mighty Pirate™

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08 Nov 05

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
and I know what I'm on about.

Any questios?

How come fully trained Doctors practice medicine.

Didn't they get enough practicing during 7 years of Med-school and watching countless hours of day-time hospital dramas?!