Originally posted by IronstarIron star ? is that like a medal....like the Iron cross ?
According to reinfeld...which isn't saying much...
Joke.....................
Hitler goes up to the pearly gates, and Peter comes out to meet him...
"Hi there, i'd like to get into heaven"
"You're Hitler, aren't you ???"
"Yes, and i'd like to get into heaven."
"I can't let you into heaven, you tried to Commit genocide on the Jewish people, and because of you over 20 million people died because of the Russian front....you're crazy"
"Can i speak to your boss please, i'm not exactly happy with this decision."
"My Boss ?? You want to talk to God ?? I'm afraid he's a bit busy at the moment, i might be able to get Jesus to talk to you, but i cant really see him telling you anything different".
With this, Peter shuts the pearly gates, and 10 minutes later Jesus opens them again"
"Mr ........Hitler ?"
"Yes, i'd like to get into heaven please"
"There's no way i could possably let you into heaven, you must be crazy"
So Hitler pulls Jesus to the side, and whispers..
"See if you let me into heaven, i'll give you one of my Iron Cross medals 😉 😉"
"Really !!! Wow....neato, i'll have to run it by my dad, but just you wait there".
Jesus runs up to God all excited and says
" Dad, dad........Hitler said if i let him into heaven, he'll give me an Iron cross, can i let him in dad....please ???"
And God says...." Iron Cross ??? You couldn't even carry a wooden one !"
😛
22 Oct 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundrec'd
Iron star ? is that like a medal....like the Iron cross ?
Joke.....................
Hitler goes up to the pearly gates, and Peter comes out to meet him...
"Hi there, i'd like to get into heaven"
"You're Hitler, aren't you ???"
"Yes, and i'd like to get into heaven."
"I can't let you into heaven, you tried to Commit genocide on th ...[text shortened]... ross ??? You couldn't even carry a wooden one !"
😛
23 Oct 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundI don't find that very funny...
Iron star ? is that like a medal....like the Iron cross ?
Joke.....................
Hitler goes up to the pearly gates, and Peter comes out to meet him...
"Hi there, i'd like to get into heaven"
"You're Hitler, aren't you ???"
"Yes, and i'd like to get into heaven."
"I can't let you into heaven, you tried to Commit genocide on th ...[text shortened]... ross ??? You couldn't even carry a wooden one !"
😛
