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I am becoming internet troll

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Any tips please ? I figured out that I have some real life frustrations and that I can't solve them at the moment. Please give me some tips which will rush a bit my transformation from regular forum poster to troll.

Thanks.

P. S. If you are offended by my next posts, that because I am an internet troll.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Any tips please ? I figured out that I have some real life frustrations and that I can't solve them at the moment. Please give me some tips which will rush a bit my transformation from regular forum poster to troll.

Thanks.

P. S. If you are offended by my next posts, that because I am an internet troll.
What is a troll?

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ROFL! Lollollollol!!1!! RNSOA ((((hugz4all)))) 😉 😀 Granny iyamwhatiyam asl?

Oh, sorry, you said Troll, not 'tard.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Any tips please ? I figured out that I have some real life frustrations and that I can't solve them at the moment. Please give me some tips which will rush a bit my transformation from regular forum poster to troll.

Thanks.

P. S. If you are offended by my next posts, that because I am an internet troll.
You could try the same as Thread 104024.

The ultimate notoriety 😛

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We are all a bit troll on the inside.

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Originally posted by adramforall
You could try the same as Thread 104024.

The ultimate notoriety 😛
Agreed. Very Rusty pulls off a fantastic performance as Troll in that thread. Thank fork xe's only role playing eh?

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Originally posted by rhb
Agreed. Very Rusty pulls off a fantastic performance as Troll in that thread. Thank fork xe's only role playing eh?
Hey, Watch your Mouth! Who are REAL trolls in that thread! If more than one person and in this case there are more than one, are all leaving quotes to one Person (ME), then they are the ones doing the trolling, not I. 😛 ( It also could be considered stalking "ME", but hell I am use to it now) Any less than 3 or 4 yacking at me and it is boring. 😉 Get your FACTS STRAIGHT!!! Not hollering at you, just wanted that to stick out in the post. 😉

Ok, excuse me for interupting, carry on!!! 😛

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Yer all just a bunch of 'tards ! ! !


(mmmmmmmm.... I am feeling guilty, bad, dirty while insulting you, I would like to apologize and say that I do not think so, is that normal for a troll starter ?! Am I too soft for a troll ??) 😳

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
What is a troll?

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
What is a troll?
Troll or internet troll 😛 ?

Troll kalla mik
tungl sjötrungnis,
auðsug jötuns,
élsólar böl,
vilsinn völu,
vörð náfjarðar,
hvélsvelg himins –
hvat's troll nema þat?

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Troll or internet troll 😛 ?

Troll kalla mik
tungl sjötrungnis,
auðsug jötuns,
élsólar böl,
vilsinn völu,
vörð náfjarðar,
hvélsvelg himins –
hvat's troll nema þat?
Internet troll. English please and thanks

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Internet troll. English please and thanks
An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Any tips please ? I figured out that I have some real life frustrations and that I can't solve them at the moment. Please give me some tips which will rush a bit my transformation from regular forum poster to troll.

Thanks.

P. S. If you are offended by my next posts, that because I am an internet troll.
Imitate this guy:

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Originally posted by ivan2908
An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.
Thanks, I guess I have been guilty of this in the past. LOng past.

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Any tips please ? I figured out that I have some real life frustrations and that I can't solve them at the moment. Please give me some tips which will rush a bit my transformation from regular forum poster to troll.

Thanks.

P. S. If you are offended by my next posts, that because I am an internet troll.
-Post something sacrilegious.

E.g. whenever you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.

Unlike being racists, homophobic, etc, pocking fun at religion usually lets you get away with more before acquiring a forum ban. Sexism works pretty well as well.

-Ask publicly for someone to please explain to you what started some old feud.

E.g. who started trolling whom first between the PFC & TSM?

This little, innocent post lets you open up a can of worms without anyone suspecting you of trolling. All you have to do thereafter is just stand back and watch as old arguments flame back to life and drama envelops the once peaceful forum.

-Make another account and just post stuff that are right out offensive. To add a personal touch, accuse a well liked and well known member of the forum of some gross indecency. E.g. bestiality. Please note: this should be done from a different computer so your IP cannot be matched to your real account.

-Subtly harass someone until they snap at you then turn around and play the victim; accuse them of trolling you.

-Teach others how to troll.

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