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Said the husband and never came back.
It always sounded unbelievable to me. And I heard so many times: "You don't know how many people left their homes with this excuse 'I m going fo pack of Lucky Strike'!"
Well I don't, and I still find it ridiculous.

Disapperance should be well prepared it's not an easy thing to do. But according to those stories they all left in their slippers, with no ID, with little money, they didn't even bother to take a coat.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Said the husband and never came back.
It always sounded unbelievable to me. And I heard so many times: "You don't know how many people left their homes with this excuse 'I m going fo pack of Lucky Strike'!"
Well I don't, and I still find it ridiculous.

Disapperance should be well prepared it's not an easy thing to do. But according to those storie ...[text shortened]... l left in their slippers, with no ID, with little money, they didn't even bother to take a coat.
Some meet a mugger and the corpse is disposed off in a efficient manner...end of life and story for them.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Some meet a mugger and the corpse is disposed off in a efficient manner...end of life and story for them.
And goodbye habeas corpus.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Said the husband and never came back.
It always sounded unbelievable to me. And I heard so many times: "You don't know how many people left their homes with this excuse 'I m going fo pack of Lucky Strike'!"
Well I don't, and I still find it ridiculous.

Disapperance should be well prepared it's not an easy thing to do. But according to those storie ...[text shortened]... l left in their slippers, with no ID, with little money, they didn't even bother to take a coat.
Did he have a mistress waiting in a car?


Originally posted by vandervelde
Said the husband and never came back.
It always sounded unbelievable to me. And I heard so many times: "You don't know how many people left their homes with this excuse 'I m going fo pack of Lucky Strike'!"
Well I don't, and I still find it ridiculous.

Disapperance should be well prepared it's not an easy thing to do. But according to those storie ...[text shortened]... l left in their slippers, with no ID, with little money, they didn't even bother to take a coat.
Interesting thread. I'll be back in a moment,......Just popping out for a packet of cigarettes.


Originally posted by sonhouse
And goodbye habeas corpus.
Contrary to urban myth "habeas corpus" has nothing to do with dead bodies!

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Contrary to urban myth "habeas corpus" has nothing to do with dead bodies!
Just with bodies. Not sure that the latin counts as an urban myth.

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Telegraph Reporters
5 JUNE 2017 • 4:57PM
A new TV documentary looks set to shed light on the mysterious disappearance of Lord Richard John Bingham, Seventh Earl of Lucan.

In Lord Lucan: My Husband, the Truth, the missing peer's widow Veronica, the Countess of Lucan, recalls the gory events of November 7, 1974, when her family's nanny Sandra Rivett was killed and her husband disappeared without a trace.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Said the husband and never came back.
It always sounded unbelievable to me. And I heard so many times: "You don't know how many people left their homes with this excuse 'I m going fo pack of Lucky Strike'!"
Well I don't, and I still find it ridiculous.

Disapperance should be well prepared it's not an easy thing to do. But according to those storie ...[text shortened]... l left in their slippers, with no ID, with little money, they didn't even bother to take a coat.
Maybe its British tourists in the USA.
'I'm going for a pack of Lucky Strikes honey.'
Once down town they ask where they can get a pack of fags.
Next thing you know poor swines end up being gang banged by a bunch of queers and are to ashamed / traumatised to return to their hotel.


obviously a case of alien abduction..


Originally posted by ogb
obviously a case of alien abduction..
And this is apparently why President Trump wants all illegal aliens deported, putting an end to these wanton disappearances.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Said the husband and never came back.
It always sounded unbelievable to me. And I heard so many times: "You don't know how many people left their homes with this excuse 'I m going fo pack of Lucky Strike'!"
Well I don't, and I still find it ridiculous.

Disapperance should be well prepared it's not an easy thing to do. But according to those storie ...[text shortened]... l left in their slippers, with no ID, with little money, they didn't even bother to take a coat.
This could also be a Topic for the next prose competition.


So how many people disappear in the United States each year?

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i dont smoke in 13