I am red badger

"Everyone has the right to make an a$$ out of themselves. You can't let the world judge you too much."
--Maude; "Harold and Maude

Go on with your bad self...

Je Suis Badger!

Jestem Borusk.

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Being a bell-end doesn't help either.

Originally posted by divegeester
Being a bell-end doesn't help either.

Are you saying he might be a "rooster"?

Originally posted by divegeester
Being a bell-end doesn't help either.

The world would be underpopulated if all the bell-ends were banned.

“Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.”

― Kenneth Grahame - The Wind in the Willows

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Iam the Walrus (koo koo ka choo)

These apparently benign individuals are usually easy to recognize. When you think of walruses, think of those large people sunning their perfectly rounded bellies at the beach. Or just think of Wilford Brimley. Either way, the walrus is that ruddy uncle at the family reunion who dispenses charm and off-color jokes like donuts.

Ahh, donuts! Walruses have an unrelenting sweet tooth and a weakness for home cooking, and though they might seem comfortable with their roly-poly physiques one shouldn't overdo the teasing. Underneath that thick skin is a surprisingly sensitive spirit. But still, it's difficult to embarrass a walrus. Nothing in life is taken so seriously that it cannot be laughed at. Its infectious love for life contaminates everyone who has unprotected encounters with this hearty beast.

Walruses are not to be trifled with however, and as good-natured as they appear they can be cantankerous and aggressive when slighted. Mostly however, their bark is worse than their bite and their big-hearted natures soon reassert themselves.

Although it is accustomed to large groups of people, the walrus is self-contained and respects the privacy of others. It is happiest when surrounded by the comforts of home and feels little need to travel far afield.

Although walruses perceive work to be a complete waste of time, they are methodical and consistent employees and perform best in jobs demanding reliability and an understanding of the big picture. They function poorly under deadlines and prefer careers that enable them to work at your own pace, particularly as engineers, government workers, food inspectors or managers.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Iam the Walrus (koo koo ka choo)

These apparently benign individuals are usually easy to recognize. When you think of walruses, think of those large people sunning their perfectly rounded bellies at the beach. Or just think of Wilford Brimley. Either way, the walrus is that ruddy uncle at the family reunion who dispenses charm and off-color jokes ...[text shortened]... rk at your own pace, particularly as engineers, government workers, food inspectors or managers.

I came out as a "wild dog".

Free the Badger, Randolf the Gandolf is a super grass and Suzzi the Wussi a supersnitch!

I hereby make the proclamation to challenge Randy Andy to trial by combat for bringing the reputation of the Great and illustrious Red Badger into reproach for displaying nothing more than feelings of a human nature!

Animal in you result:


You are a Horse!

Average to large size
Steady
Plucky
Observant
Stubborn
Know-it-all

Take a look at my photo and see that I am a cuddly teddy bear...🙂
Not that green thing to the left, I have no idea what that is except it wears a Texas flag do rag and that can't be bad...😉

Originally posted by hakima
The world would be underpopulated if all the bell-ends were banned.

At the very least IVF clinics would have much busier schedules.