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i bought a two kilo wheel of wisconsin cheddar

i bought a two kilo wheel of wisconsin cheddar

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i gotta find a decent cheese slicer

i guess i could sharpen a knife

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@rookie54 said
i gotta find a decent cheese slicer

i guess i could sharpen a knife
You could go for a Guinness Book record for the largest grilled cheese sandwich.

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@moonbus said
You could go for a Guinness Book record for the largest grilled cheese sandwich.
Here https://toastierecipes.com/worlds-largest-grilled-cheese/

they claim that the largest grilled cheese sandwhich weighed 145 kg, a measly 2 kg of cheese wouldn't be impressive at that mass, would it?

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@ponderable said
Here https://toastierecipes.com/worlds-largest-grilled-cheese/

they claim that the largest grilled cheese sandwhich weighed 145 kg, a measly 2 kg of cheese wouldn't be impressive at that mass, would it?
THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD
The Guinness World Record for the largest grilled cheese sandwich is held by Cabot Creamery of Vermont who way back in 2000 created a grilled cheese that weighed in at an impressive 145 kg, measured 3.42 m across its diameter, and had an impressive thickness of 6.35 cm.

-VR

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@ponderable said
Here https://toastierecipes.com/worlds-largest-grilled-cheese/

they claim that the largest grilled cheese sandwhich weighed 145 kg, a measly 2 kg of cheese wouldn't be impressive at that mass, would it?
lol at "measly"
this amount of cheese, used sparingly, will constipate me for nearly six months

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@rookie54 said
i gotta find a decent cheese slicer
i nearly bought a cheese plane
they had a chinese one and an english one
both are metric
the chinese one says it won't spy on me, but the english one is obviously pretentious

i guess i could sharpen a knife

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Being an American I've no idea what 2 kilos of cheese is. Is it similar to 2 kilos of dope?

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@gambrel said
Being an American I've no idea what 2 kilos of cheese is. Is it similar to 2 kilos of dope?
exactly!
except it's cheese

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@rookie54 said
exactly!
except it's cheese
Well that's just stupid. It will plug up your nose.

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@rookie54 said
i gotta find a decent cheese slicer
Rustys got plenty of time on his hands. Give him a call.

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@rookie54 said
lol at "measly"
this amount of cheese, used sparingly, will constipate me for nearly six months
That's what I was thinking.

Won't it go bad before you could possibly eat that much cheese?

I love cheese but 2kg is a year's worth.

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@endlame said
That's what I was thinking.

Won't it go bad before you could possibly eat that much cheese?

I love cheese but 2kg is a year's worth.
2.3 ounces per day over a month.

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@the-gravedigger said
2.3 ounces per day over a month.
That's a recipe for never pooping again. 🤔

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@endlame said
That's a recipe for never pooping again. 🤔
think of all the TIME you'll save not having to sit there (or stand, who am i to judge) and tweet yer thoughts into the void

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@rookie54 said
think of all the TIME you'll save not having to sit there (or stand, who am i to judge) and tweet yer thoughts into the void
Pooping time is reflection time and when I make my moves against ghost of a duke.

I need my pooping time.

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