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By giving my love a pearl necklace - any suggestions as to what to get her for Christmas.

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Originally posted by claretnblue
By giving my love a pearl necklace - any suggestions as to what to get her for Christmas.
.... how can you beat a pearl necklace???? uhhhhh ... how about a trip to Hawaii??

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Originally posted by claretnblue
By giving my love a pearl necklace - any suggestions as to what to get her for Christmas.
😲😉

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How about a box of tissues !!😛

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I will gladly give her everything she wishes for - I love her

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Originally posted by claretnblue
I will gladly give her everything she wishes for - I love her
pearl earings doh.

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Originally posted by claretnblue
By giving my love a pearl necklace - any suggestions as to what to get her for Christmas.
I thought you had been given the elbow for being a beer swilling, insensitive bloke.

I liked you better then. 😉

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Originally posted by colleman
I thought you had been given the elbow for being a beer swilling, insensitive bloke.

I liked you better then. 😉
I decided to be on my best behaviour until her ring is on my finger

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oK, are we in the world of the double entendre here or am I the only one sick in the head?

Andrew

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Originally posted by latex bishop
oK, are we in the world of the double entendre here or am I the only one sick in the head?

Andrew
I can take the criticism, I've had my share of knockers
btw - what is a double entendre?

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Originally posted by claretnblue
I can take the criticism, I've had my share of knockers
btw - what is a double entendre?
An expression or term liable to more than one interpretation, usually of a sexual nature

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Like, "I've had my share of knockers" for example.....

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If only we could bring back Kenneth Williams -
Carry on Red Hot Pawn - OOOOOOOOOOOOoh Matron, did you get into a mating position with those two bishops?
Yes once they penetrated my open diagonals

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Originally posted by latex bishop
oK, are we in the world of the double entendre here or am I the only one sick in the head?

Andrew
Latex, I was thinking the same thing. I think "pearl necklace" is only a local expression and most the people on here only know it as something you buy at a store.

Gotta love ZZ Top!

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Originally posted by Saint Nick
Latex, I was thinking the same thing. I think "pearl necklace" is only a local expression and most the people on here only know it as something you buy at a store.

Gotta love ZZ Top!
What's a pearl necklace?

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