Originally posted by SeitseActually, I enjoy buying gifts. If the Magi had showed up empty-handed, then you might be onto something. If I didn't like giving gifts, I wouldn't.
To experience this Christmas by its true meaning and give your
loved ones just a hug and words of love, not presents. If you really
must give something, then give a card made with your own hands,
not bought.
Take notes about their reactions and report back.
That is all. Good night.
Originally posted by SeitseThe rules are very strict on back patting and with good reason.
Ha! If the hugging is complicated for you, what can you say
about the manly back patting while hugging?
1) Back-patting is restricted to the shoulder blade.
Anything below is borderline homo-erotic and for that purpose there are better types of patting. Anything above is too risky as the pat might miss.
2) Never pat with both hands at the same time.
It's embarrassing and makes you look like an idiot.
3) A respectable distance should be kept between both heads.
Again, it's a fine tuning thing, because too much distance and your feelings of repulsion might show.
4) There shall be no crotch rubbing.
See point 1), regarding homo-eroticism.
Am I missing something?
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Originally posted by PalynkaVery comprehensive I would say, indeed.
Am I missing something?
I could only add:
5) No kissing or kiss sounds while the procedure is performed.
6) The following words are forbidden during the procedure:
fabulous, grand, sweet, cute, disco, sweet, and the like.
7) Both hand patting or patting below the line could be allowed,
if and only if something very, very manly is shouted* at the same
time, e.g. it's good to see you, you bastard!
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* With a manly, loud voice tone.