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I went in the chippy last night and the girl behind the counter said 'What would you like?'.
I said 'Can I have fish and chips twice please?'
She said 'I heard you the first time. There's your chips, your fish won't be long.'
I said 'It better be bloody fat then!'

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I went in the chippy last night and the girl behind the counter said 'What would you like?'.
I said 'Can I have fish and chips twice please?'
She said 'I heard you the first time. There's your chips, your fish won't be long.'
I said 'It better be bloody fat then!'
Lots on the yanks I'm afraid jimslyp, but none the less...


funny!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I went in the chippy last night and the girl behind the counter said 'What would you like?'.
I said 'Can I have fish and chips twice please?'
She said 'I heard you the first time. There's your chips, your fish won't be long.'
I said 'It better be bloody fat then!'
Very Tommy Cooper!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I went in the chippy last night and the girl behind the counter said 'What would you like?'.
I said 'Can I have fish and chips twice please?'
She said 'I heard you the first time. There's your chips, your fish won't be long.'
I said 'It better be bloody fat then!'
Funny in an old-skool kind of way!!

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