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I feel VERY sorry for you

I feel VERY sorry for you

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What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?
I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with Uncle
and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You
are invited!


Alex
From the script of "A Clockwork Orange" by Stanley Kubrick
Based on the novel by Anthony Burgess

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Do Cows go to heaven?
course they do otherwise it would be full of veggies innit

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Originally posted by smartrrrrs
course they do otherwise it would be full of veggies innit
Is there food in Heaven then?

I mean that would mean there'd be toilets...

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Originally posted by yo its me
Is there food in Heaven then?

I mean that would mean there'd be toilets...
Yeh but any queues would be full of nice people,

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Originally posted by smartrrrrs
Yeh but any queues would be full of nice people,
Haha!!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Wouldn't the 'kebab' be warm?
The welcome would be and, of course, Wales has the finest lamb in the world.

Leg of salt marsh lamb roasted with a little garlic and rosemary and served with mint sauce washed down with a good bottle of merlot.

mmmmmmmmmmm
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Originally posted by Seitse
Pigs have no personality. Dogs have it, and personality goes a long way. I wouldn't eat dogs even if the dog was a charming m.f.

I dig on swine, though.
Never wrestle with a pig, though, Seitse... you both get all dirty and the pig likes it.

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