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  1. Standard membermarysson
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    19 Mar '14 20:38
    I am not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills.

    what to do ?
  2. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    19 Mar '14 20:411 edit
    Originally posted by marysson
    I am not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills.

    what to do ?
    online banking





    edit: banking
  3. Joined
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    19 Mar '14 21:04
    PM me your bank details and I'll look after them for you.
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    19 Mar '14 22:161 edit
    Originally posted by marysson
    I am not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills.

    what to do ?
    Don't pay them. At some point they'll come around and then maybe they can fill out the cheques for you and...problem solved. OK there may be late charges and interest but you can't have your cake and eat it too eh?
  5. Standard membermarysson
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    19 Mar '14 22:27
    you all mock me.

    mockers die like old codfish on the wharf.

    die codfish !
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    19 Mar '14 22:35
    I was trying to be helpful.
  7. Standard memberNick Bourbaki
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    19 Mar '14 23:14
    Originally posted by marysson
    I am not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills.

    what to do ?
    Try this. Send the electricity cheque to the gas board. Send your water rates cheque to the credit card people. Send an unsigned cheque to the electricity. And accidentally post date the second cheque you send for the water rates. Oh... wait. You say being too weak is your problem? Ah. OK. As you were.
  8. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    19 Mar '14 23:33
    Originally posted by marysson
    I am not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills.

    what to do ?
    mary, since you have access to the internet
    why not email a neighbor, local area friend or family member
    to stop by to assist you? Do you have food?
  9. Standard memberNick Bourbaki
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    20 Mar '14 00:12
    marysson, whatever you do, don't let Grampy Bobby into your house. Put furniture against the doors. Ring the police. Hide in a cupboard. Bring your chequebook with you in case you regain your strength. 🙂
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    20 Mar '14 00:51
    Originally posted by marysson
    I am not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills.

    what to do ?
    I have another idea and this is THE answer to your "problem". Ignore all previous suggestions and...nah forget it I could end up in jail.
  11. Standard memberNick Bourbaki
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    20 Mar '14 00:52
    Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
    marysson, whatever you do, don't let Grampy Bobby into your house. Put furniture against the doors. Ring the police. Hide in a cupboard. Bring your chequebook with you in case you regain your strength. 🙂
    Hey, marysson, and don't let me into your house either, but if you should get a cheque for my water rates from me in the post, do us a favour ring them and mention my name, and then stick the cheque in the bin.
  12. SubscriberPonderable
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    20 Mar '14 16:36
    Originally posted by marysson
    I am not able to lift my checkbook to pay my bills.

    what to do ?
    You don't need to lift the ckeckbook to fill in a check...
  13. SubscriberSuzianne
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    22 Mar '14 00:231 edit
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    You don't need to lift the ckeckbook to fill in a check...
    Don't pay it any attention, and it might go away. 😵

    Edit: oops
  14. Subscribergregsflat
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    I'm so broke I can't pay attention to this thread.
  15. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    22 Mar '14 02:00
    Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
    marysson, whatever you do, don't let Grampy Bobby into your house. Put furniture against the doors. Ring the police. Hide in a cupboard. Bring your chequebook with you in case you regain your strength. 🙂
    If you owe British people money, get rid of your chequebook and get a checkbook. If you owe American people money, do the opposite.
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