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I got a ransom note!

I got a ransom note!

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
I am so afraid what should I do?
Here’s what it said:

We of the greybeard clan have kidnapped princess Yucapan.
We demand one hundred teenage virgins or she will surely be sacrifices to Eros.

I heard these greybeards are powerful warriors in black cowskin and they ride iron horses!
What should I do?
Could you link this clan please πŸ™‚

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I thought about buying a sword and rescueing the princes but there's this great movie on tv tonight...

Maybe any of you guys could help her?

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Originally posted by orfeo
What are they going to do with the virgins if they get 'em? Sacrifice them?

I think they need the virgins to ensure the survival of the clan!πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
What should I do?
Open your front door, emerge blinking into the daylight and start interacting with real people.

It will be difficult at first, but eventually you will start to make friends with 'real people'. Real people are great; they respond in unpredictable ways, you can have real conversations with them. You can touch them as they are not imaginary.

Much later you may meet a girl who likes you. You may form what is known as a 'relationship'. This is your goal. Forming a relationship with a real girl can be really great. You really should try it. If you succeed you will find that you start to care less and less about Princess Yucapan, greybeards and iron horses (not sure about the teenage virgins, though).

All the above is known as 'getting a life'. That's what you should do.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Open your front door, emerge blinking into the daylight and start interacting with real people.

It will be difficult at first, but eventually you will start to make friends with 'real people'. Real people are great; they respond in unpredictable ways, you can have real conversations with them. You can touch them as they are not imaginary.

Much la ...[text shortened]... virgins, though).

All the above is known as 'getting a life'. That's what you should do.
REC!!!!

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Open your front door, emerge blinking into the daylight and start interacting with real people.

It will be difficult at first, but eventually you will start to make friends with 'real people'. Real people are great; they respond in unpredictable ways, you can have real conversations with them. You can touch them as they are not imaginary.

Much la ...[text shortened]... virgins, though).

All the above is known as 'getting a life'. That's what you should do.
Real people are boring and predictable.😞

A chess master once told me: "Chess is no game for those who lack imagination".

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
Could you link this clan please πŸ™‚
Thats strange... I cant find it anymore.πŸ˜•
I swear I saw it right after I ate the mushrooms.

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Real people are boring and predictable.😞
So stop trying to meet people like you.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped. They sent my old man a piece of my finger-he wrote back saying he wanted more proof. Then they sent a ransom note:"We want $5,000 in small bills,or you'll see your kid again. I tell ya,I don't get no respect!πŸ˜•