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I hate end-game

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"I actually love the endgame," I say cheerfully. I hear a faint noise. I turn to see an angry RPHer mob with pickforks and torches running toward me. Then, in the back of the pack, I notice 10 or 20 big cats being led by Shanshu holding some type of doll. I think, why are they carrying torches? 'Of course," I think outloud, "timezones." And just before I'm engulfed by the mob I cringe expecting the worst. But nothing happens. I open my eyes and everyone is gone. Overjoyed, I scream at the top of my lungs, "THANK YOU MODS!"

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Originally posted by ark13
"I actually love the endgame," I say cheerfully. I hear a faint noise. I turn to see an angry RPHer mob with pickforks and torches running toward me. Then, in the back of the pack, I notice 10 or 20 big cats being led by Shanshu holding some type of doll. I think, why are they carrying torches? 'Of course," I think outloud, "timezones." And just be ...[text shortened]... n my eyes and everyone is gone. Overjoyed, I scream at the top of my lungs, "THANK YOU MODS!"
That reminds me... I have to go watch VAN HELSING!

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Originally posted by ark13
... in the back of the pack, I notice 10 or 20 big cats being led by Shanshu holding some type of doll. I think"
You forgot the rules:

You must type BIG CATS !

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Endgame is difficult, but fun. I usually lose my games in the endgame though, so i can identify with the frustration.

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If you can't play the endgame, you shouldn't play chess.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
If you can't play the endgame, you shouldn't play chess.
Does this mean you're announcing an early retire?

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Does this mean you're announcing an early retire?
If you're a guy, smeg off.

If you're a girl, give us a kiss.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
If you're a guy, smeg off.

If you're a girl, give us a kiss.
How about you send a game instead, I prefer to battle on the checkered board.

Nyxie
the Valkyrja

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Originally posted by Bowmann
If you're a guy, smeg off.

If you're a girl, give us a kiss.
Why do you always have a chip on your shoulder? Why do you always act like a punk kid??? Is it because you ARE a punk kid? That would explain why you can't afford to be a member here... but HEY! What the hell gives you the right to go off on everyone who posts!?

I think we should start banning people like yourself who have absolutely NOTHING to contribute to this site! 😛

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Originally posted by arrakis
Why do you always have a chip on your shoulder? Why do you always act like a punk kid??? Is it because you ARE a punk kid? That would explain why you can't afford to be a member here... but HEY! What the hell gives you the right to go off on everyone who posts!?

I think we should start banning people like yourself who have absolutely NOTHING to contribute to this site! 😛
If you're a guy, smeg off.

If you're a girl, give us a kiss.

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Originally posted by ark13
"I actually love the endgame," I say cheerfully. I hear a faint noise. I turn to see an angry RPHer mob with pickforks and torches running toward me. Then, in the back of the pack, I notice 10 or 20 big cats being led by Shanshu holding some type of doll. I think, why are they carrying torches? 'Of course," I think outloud, "timezones." And just be ...[text shortened]... n my eyes and everyone is gone. Overjoyed, I scream at the top of my lungs, "THANK YOU MODS!"
😠.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
I hate playing end-game matches so much, that if end-game were a person, and I saw them walking down the street, I would rush over and punch them in the face.

Then I would laugh and walk away satisfied....but then I would run back and kick them square in the jewels.

Friggin hate end-game.
your not the only one

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
I hate playing end-game matches so much, that if end-game were a person, and I saw them walking down the street, I would rush over and punch them in the face.

Then I would laugh and walk away satisfied....but then I would run back and kick them square in the jewels.

Friggin hate end-game.
Somebody posted this site on the chess section, has enough endgames to get you through life.

http://www.entertainmentjourney.com/index1.htm

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Originally posted by Bowmann
If you're a guy, smeg off.

If you're a girl, give us a kiss.
I'd be a girl for you ... lover * gush gush*

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Originally posted by demonseed
Somebody posted this site on the chess section, has enough endgames to get you through life.

http://www.entertainmentjourney.com/index1.htm
Hey, that's not a bad site, actually. I'll check it out! The goal is to get to 1900...at this point, I'd settle for 1400. Heck, even 1300 would be nice.


Dammit I need to get better.