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I hate that frekkin' fake swearin'!

I hate that frekkin' fake swearin'!

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God damn.

What's wrong with this ffing world?
Why is it "done" (and that word pisses me off too) to say "frek" when everyone knows what you mean?
Why is it "done" to say "heck" when everyone knows you mean Satan's residence?

It's madness. You can say "poo", but you can't use the present tense of "shat". You can use it in the past tense though, so if "fack" was the past tense of the proper word for frekking, you would be allowed to use it to?
Basically it's all right to have done things, it's just not okay to be doing them. Is that it?

And another thing that gets on my mammary protuberances like a 10kg clit-ring, it's people who don't visit places, but do them instead.

"I did Thailand..."

And that's one thing I don't think people should be doing, didding or dadding. It pisses me off. It pisses me off like discovering the toilet in your girlfriend's mum's house doesn't flush.

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

I needed that.
Thank you for listening.



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And &*^%&% irritates the balls aff a me as well!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
And another thing that gets on my mammary protuberances like a 10kg clit-ring
Surely it's not a clit-ring unless it's on the clit, no?

As for the rest of your post: Shut the feck up!

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Originally posted by darvlay
As for the rest of your post: Shut the feck up!
Oozing the old Canadian charm again...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oozing the old Canadian charm again...
I did Canada, hard

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I did Canada, hard
Mexico likes it that way.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I did Canada, hard
I invaded Canada doesn't have the same ring as invading Poland. Although I guess maple syrup could be a possible lubricant.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I did Canada, hard
Do you mean hard is in the opposite of soft or as the past tense of herd?
And if so, why were you running around in a herd? And a herd of what?

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Originally posted by Starrman
I invaded Canada doesn't have the same ring as invading Poland. Although I guess maple syrup could be a possible lubricant.
Funny you should say that. What on Earth does Poland have, besides a corridor, that anyone could possibly want?

Okay... it's not really funny at all...

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debbie did dallas.



edit: man, you guys are fast today...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Do you mean hard is in the opposite of soft or as the past tense of herd?
And if so, why were you running around in a herd? And a herd of what?
Hard, as in, it sucked. It was an accident, I was going fishing on the St. Lawrence, missed the last exit and ended up in Canada. Worst hour and a half of my life 😛

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Originally posted by shavixmir
God damn.

What's wrong with this ffing world?
Why is it "done" (and that word pisses me off too) to say "frek" when everyone knows what you mean?
Why is it "done" to say "heck" when everyone knows you mean Satan's residence?

It's madness. You can say "poo", but you can't use the present tense of "shat". You can use it in the past tense though, so ...[text shortened]... ing.



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And &*^%&% irritates the balls aff a me as well!
18 minutes and still no recs. 😲

You're slipping 😛

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Hard, as in, it sucked. It was an accident, I was going fishing on the St. Lawrence, missed the last exit and ended up in Canada. Worst hour and a half of my life 😛
I once ended up in Belgium because of a similar accident.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Funny you should say that. What on Earth does Poland have, besides a corridor, that anyone could possibly want?

Okay... it's not really funny at all...
A very hot friend of mine.

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Originally posted by Starrman
A very hot friend of mine.
Amsterdam is full of hot Polish women too...

Well... hot's a matter of cash to be quite honest...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
God damn.

What's wrong with this ffing world?
Why is it "done" (and that word pisses me off too) to say "frek" when everyone knows what you mean?
Why is it "done" to say "heck" when everyone knows you mean Satan's residence?

It's madness. You can say "poo", but you can't use the present tense of "shat". You can use it in the past tense though, so ...[text shortened]... ing.



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And &*^%&% irritates the balls aff a me as well!
have you been watching father ted or what?

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