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I have Cornuts.

I have Cornuts.

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A whole bag of 'em.

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Originally posted by MaxWax
A whole bag of 'em.

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See a doctor

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Originally posted by phil nutley
See a doctor
What if he wants to sample my nuts?

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Originally posted by MaxWax
What if he wants to sample my nuts?
Let him.
But don't tell anybody.

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Originally posted by MaxWax
What if he wants to sample my nuts?
Just put the pics on the net. You will make a fortune

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Originally posted by MaxWax
What if he wants to sample my nuts?
Those things are like little rocks, advise him they could potentially break his teeth.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Those things are like little rocks, advise him they could potentially break his teeth.
Silly! You soak them in Tequilla first.
Thats why I have the Lime Chipolte variety.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Let him.
But don't tell anybody.
Im seeing a doctor silly not a priest.

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Are they all standing in a row?
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head?

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Originally posted by SJ247
Those things are like little rocks, advise him they could potentially break his teeth.
Teeth???

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Teeth???
Yes. Teeth, its what we have in our mouths to chew food with. You being from Arkansas though.... well...

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Originally posted by MaxWax
Yes. Teeth, its what we have in our mouths to chew food with. You being from Arkansas though....
Say!
Look at his fingers!
One, two, three...
How many fingers
do I see?

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.
He has eleven!

Eleven!
This is something new.
I wish I had
eleven, too!

😀

--from One fish two fish red fish blue fish by Dr. Seuss

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Ever notice how salty a bag of nuts can be?

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Originally posted by MaxWax
Ever notice how salty a bag of nuts can be?
Especially at the very bottom of the sack.

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
--from One fish two fish red fish blue fish by Dr. Seuss
http://jeffcarr.info/gallery/v/public/explosm/order.jpg.html