I have proof of Cheating

My proof is only verbal.

My mate Dave said that when his wife goes away for the weekend.

He has something lined up.....

He said. "while the cats away...."

Alret some mod .Do something.
PLease

Originally posted by celticcountry
My proof is only verbal.

My mate Dave said that when his wife goes away for the weekend.

He has something lined up.....

He said. "while the cats away...."

Alret some mod .Do something.
PLease

dont worry...dave`s wife cheats too so its cool...

You need hard physical evidence. Watch his house until his wife leaves, then wait an hour or so and climb through his catflap (if he doesn't have a catflap, persuade him to buy one, or use camouflets to blast your way in through his French windows). Once inside, hide behind the curtains and wait until you hear the following sound - chug-CHUG, chug-CHUG, chug-CHUG - then spring into action, locate and destroy the source of the noise to save your friend's marriage. Engine usage is a self-destructive thing, but if you act fast you can...oh, whatever.

Originally posted by Amaurote
You need hard physical evidence. Watch his house until his wife leaves, then wait an hour or so and climb through his catflap (if he doesn't have a catflap, persuade him to buy one, or use camouflets to blast your way in through his French windows). Once inside, hide behind the curtains and wait until you hear the following sound - chug-CHUG, chug-CHUG, ch ...[text shortened]... marriage. Engine usage is a self-destructive thing, but if you act fast you can...oh, whatever.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you sure this is about engine usage? It could also be about consulting a third party...

Originally posted by blitzkrieg33
You need lots of guns, really a lot. And you need a black ski mask, and black clothes. You alos need a long, strong piece of rope (remember Boondock Saints?), and some kind of electronic device that beeps and flashes periodically. It doesnt need to do anything except beep and flash. And a cathcphrase, something biblical is good (remember Pulp Fiction?). And you also need an alter ego (remember Fight Club?) And then youll be dope...